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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

MidWeek Rants

The Link for:: “Sex with a new person is like starting a new job with a really weird interview,” is hidden in the post.

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TAKE THIS: 1. Habitat for Humanity warns of foreclosures

                  2. Soros Warns of ‘Riots,‘ ’Brutal’ Clampdowns & Possible Total Economic Collapse

                 3. This guy is pissed::The Angry Pharmacist Rants from the most trusted profession…………….

                 4. Male Consumers: Dudes, Morons Or The Next Big Thing?

Have fun with this one: http://www.drawastickman.com/

ok figure this out… then share:

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Ok, how long did it take you??

Give this a try,interesting::: Pew Research Center NEWS QUIZ…………….This is interesting. I had to guess at a couple but got lucky. 13 questions to answer takes a couple minutes nothing to buy or sign in for.  

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 Drinking at the Marriott:: Some  have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks
with some friends at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before .... I took a bus home. Sure enough I passed a police roadblock but as it was a bus they waved it past.I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it from!

Interesting Story: Country magazine According to company legend, prior to the start of the American Civil War, James Vernor, a clerk at a Detroit pharmacy, was experimenting with flavors in an attempt to duplicate a popular ginger ale imported from Dublin, Ireland. Read more about the interesting history behind America's oldest surviving soft drink here: http://tinyurl.com/7fbaba

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Good Travel Site::    US Route 89 Appreciation Society …………………………………

“Sex with a new person is like starting a new job with a really weird interview,” Jess says, lying in bed with a new BF after a failed attempt.”  Fox’s New Girl……………..Yes a TV show

Don’t go away hungry: Jack Link's Beef Jerky …………………………………………………….

Buster’s Corner “With Friends Like These”….

The Born Loser

Share even if you didn’t find it:

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THOUGHT FOR TODAY:

 

“What day is it,?" asked Pooh.
"It's today," squeaked Piglet.
"My favorite day," said Pooh.”    OR  Man with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

 

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What do you think of this next one? Not all change is for the better it seems to me:

Are you an NCIS fan??

Abby's #NCIS socks and shoes today! on Twitpic Guess who is wearing these socks and shoes.Now:: Confucius Corner::

Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society. 
The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut. 
To make a long story short, don't tell it……………….

 SLIGHTLY BALMY TODAY BUT I’M GLAD YOU STOPPED BY AND YES YOU SHOULD

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TAKE THE FINAL EXAM AND THEN YOU CAN G0

KEEP THE GRAY MATTER ACTIVE

1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Answer: Johnny of course
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good at this are you?]
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
8. What was the President's Name in 1975?
Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on ...]
9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
You can go back to sleep now ...

Sunday, January 29, 2012

News That Is A Day Late and A Dollar Short

Thanks to all my Facebook friends for most of this material

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I know Thomas Jefferson liked Mac&Cheese

Video: TJ’s Mac & Cheese

See how to make Thomas Jefferson’s favorite comfort food…………………………………………………..

Suppose to be able to see a face in next photo

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Guist Brothers… Swamp People on History

Guatemala Looking to Cash in on 2012 Doomsday Theory. I think the Guist brothers are ready..

ONE WAY TO LOOK AT IT::::::::::::::::::::::

Let’s put (income) tax cuts in terms everyone can understand. Suppose that every day, ten men go out to dinner. The bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men – the poorest- would pay nothing; the fifth would pay $1, the sixth would pay $3, the seventh $7, the eighth $12, the ninth $18 and the tenth man – the richest- would pay $59. That’s what they decided to do. The ten men ate dinner in the restaurant every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day the owner threw them a curve (in tax language, a tax cut).
“Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily meal by $20.” So now the dinner for the ten only cost $80.
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes, so the first four men were unaffected. They would still eat for free. But what about the other six – the paying customers? How could they divvy up the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his “fair share?” The six men realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. If they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would end up being paid to eat their meals.
So the restaurant owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay. The fifth man now paid nothing, the sixth paid $2, the seventh paid $5, the eighth paid $9, the ninth paid $12, leaving the tenth man with a bill of $52 instead of his earlier $59. Each of the six was better off than before and the first four continued to eat for free.
However, once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. “I only got a dollar out of the $20” declared the sixth man, pointing to the tenth, “But he got $7!”
“Yeah, that’s right!” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got seven times more than me.” “That’s true!” shouted the seventh man, “Why should he get $7 back when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!” “Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison. We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!’
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night he didn’t show up for dinner (or, in the real world, he took his business out of the country), so the nine sat down and ate without him. When it came time to pay the bill, they discovered, a little late, what was very important. They were $52 short of paying the bill. Imagine that!
“…And that, boys and girls, journalists and college instructors, is how the tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much or attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up at the table anymore. Where would that leave the rest? Unfortunately, most taxing authorities anywhere cannot seem to grasp this rather straightforward logic!’
The end
Author unknown………………………………………….

Photos from 1950-1960

 

 WONDERFUL Castles Around The World

 
IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW………………..

Thanks “Buster” I needed a good Disclaimer.Gotta Cover My Ass

Thanks for stopping by and eye hope you enjoyed the post. Reporting from Lancaster,Ohio; Joe Todd

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Friday, January 27, 2012

Road Trip to The John Dillinger Museum in Hammond,Indiana

FROM LANCASTER,OHIO TO HAMMOND INDIANA TO VISIT THE JOHN DILLINGER MUSEUM. A MY QUALITY TIME POST

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John Dillinger Museum  7770 Corinne Drive Hammond, IN (219) 989-7979

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“John Herbert Dillinger, Jr. (June 22, 1903 – July 22, 1934) was an American bank robber of German descent in Depression-era United States. He was charged with, but never convicted of, the murder of an East Chicago, Indiana police officer during a shoot-out. This was his only alleged homicide. His gang robbed two dozen banks and four police stations. Dillinger escaped from jail twice.”

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During the 1930s Depression, many Americans, nearly helpless against forces they didn't understand, made heroes of outlaws who took what they wanted at gunpoint.

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“His father, a hardworking grocer, raised him in an atmosphere of disciplinary extremes, harsh and repressive on some occasions, but generous and permissive on others. John's mother died when he was three, and when his father remarried six years later, John resented his stepmother.” I had better tell you where I got the above info or “THEY” might come for me. LOL.Read more at FBI web site

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“As a teenager, Dillinger was frequently in trouble with the law for fighting and petty theft; he was also noted for his "bewildering personality" and bullying of smaller children.”

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100_7324 Dillinger may have thought he was Houdini. He was involved in three jail breaks.

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“Dillinger helped conceive a plan for the escape of Pierpont, Clark and six others from Indiana State Prison (above photo). He had met them while previously in prison, most  worked in the prison laundry. Dillinger had friends smuggle rifles into their prison cells which they used to escape.”

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“Among Dillinger's more celebrated exploits was his pretending to be a sales representative for a company that sold bank alarm systems. He reportedly entered a number of Indiana and Ohio banks and used this ruse to assess security systems and bank vaults of prospective targets.”

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“Dillinger made the mistake that would cost him his life. He stole the sheriff's car and drove across the Indiana-Illinois line, heading for Chicago. By doing that he violated the National Motor Vehicle Theft Act, which made it a federal offense to transport a stolen motor vehicle across a state line.”  J.Edgar Hoover and Melvin Purvis take up the chase..

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Dillinger attended the film Manhattan Melodrama at the Biograph Theater

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“When the movie let out, Special Agent Melvin Purvis stood by the front door and signaled Dillinger's exit by lighting a cigar. Both he and the other agents reported that Dillinger turned his head and looked directly at the agent as he walked by, glanced across the street, then moved ahead of his female companions,  and ran into a nearby alley. Other accounts state Dillinger ignored a command to surrender, whipped out his gun, then headed for the alley. Agents already had the alley closed off, but Dillinger was determined to shoot it out.”

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Dillinger's body was displayed to the public at the Cook County morgue after his death.

100_7394“ Dillinger was buried at Crown Hill Cemetery (Section: 44, Lot: 94) in Indianapolis. His gravestone has had to be replaced several times because of vandalism by people chipping off pieces as souvenirs.”

SPENT SOME TIME IN INDIANA and thanks for stopping by. If you are near Chicago or northern Indiana stop by the museum.

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Always good for a Road Trip

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 See ya later

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FROM LANCASTER,OHIO TO HAMMOND INDIANA TO VISIT THE JOHN DILLINGER MUSEUM. A MY QUALITY TIME POST

YOUTUBE Special thanks to the Museum, WikPedia,and the FBI web site. My photos use them if you like.

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