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Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Monday, December 29, 2014

A Funny Monday Special from Australia "manyana"

MQTlogoa From my Australian/New Zealand friend “Whitesnakes”


Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on UK television with British TV host Anne Diamond.

He used the word "manyana" (pronounced "man -yana").

Diamond asked him to explain what it meant.

He said that the term means:
"Maybe the job will be done tomorrow;    Maybe the next day;
Maybe the day after that;     Or perhaps next week;    Next month;    Next year.    Who really cares?"

The host turned to Albert Yatapingu from the Gumbaingeri Tribe (aboriginal) who was also on the show.   She asked him if there was an equivalent term in his native language.

Eh" he replied. "In Australia we don't have a word to describe that degree of urgency."


DSC_0019 "Manyana" my new favorite “Quality Time” word.

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Little Johnny gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."
His Dad replies "Never mind Johnny, Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part manyana!!"

MQTlogoa Have a great day…

Monday, December 22, 2014

Friends at a bar .... for “Funny Monday”

MQTlogoa Came In an Email.. thanks Charlie…  “Enjoy”

Friends at a bar ....


I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my friend, "That'll be us in ten years."


He turned to me and said, "That's a mirror, you dumb shit."

OLDMAN Should be good for a “Quality Time” laugh…… Have a great day


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Friday, October 03, 2014

It’s October.. Celebrate

MQTlogoa Have a “QUALITY TIME” October…

First: Happy Birthday Dad.. Joseph B.  Fraker (1916 - 1998).. Born on October 3, 1916


Second: Janis Joplin’s Mercedes Benz.. Oct. 1, 1970 at the Sunset Sound recording studio in Los Angeles. Janis Joplin asks producer Paul Rothchild to roll tape. She has a song she’d like to sing. Read More


When I sing, I feel like when you're first in love. It's more than sex. It's that point two people can get to they call love, when you really touch someone for the first time, but it's gigantic, multiplied by the whole audience. I feel chills. Janis Joplin…….

rs Robert Service my favorite poet.

Third:: This year's National Poetry Day Thursday 2 October.  National Poetry Day is a British campaign to promote poetry, including public performances.  National Poetry Day was founded in 1994 by William Sieghart. It takes place annually in the UK and Ireland on the first Thursday of October. Since its inception, it has engaged millions of people across the country with live events, classroom activities and broadcasts. Read More ( Thank You U.K. )

The Men that Don't Fit In
by: Robert W. Service

There's A race of men that don't fit in,
A race that can't stay still;
So they break the hearts of kith and kin,
And they roam the world at will.
They range the field and they rove the flood,
And they climb the mountain's crest;
Theirs is the curse of the gypsy blood,
And they don't know how to rest.
If they just went straight they might go far,
They are strong and brave and true;
But they're always tired of the things that are,
And they want the strange and new.
They say: "Could I find my proper groove,
What a deep mark I would make!"
So they chop and change, and each fresh move
Is only a fresh mistake.
And each forgets, as he strips and runs
With a brilliant, fitful pace,
It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones
Who win in the lifelong race.
And each forgets that his youth has fled,
Forgets that his prime is past,
Till he stands one day, with a hope that's dead,
In the glare of the truth at last.
He has failed, he has failed; he has missed his chance;
He has just done things by half.
Life's been a jolly good joke on him,
And now is the time to laugh.
Ha, ha! He is one of the Legion Lost;
He was never meant to win;
He's a rolling stone, and it's bred in the bone;
He's a man who won't fit in.  READ MORE

AND::: I will leave you with this thought from a much younger Joe Todd…


JOETODD Thanks for stopping by… I guess I’m still “out there” a wandering……

MQTlogoa Have a “QUALITY TIME” October…

PUMPKIN1 How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

The “Rider Cup” at My Quality Time….


GOLFERS Three old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf. The pro asked, "Did you guys have a good game today?" The first old guy said, " I had the most riders ever. I had five." The second old guy said, "I had 7 riders, the same as last time." The last old man said, "I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today." After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard the old guys talking about their game went to the pro and said, "I've been playing golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but what's a rider?" The pro said, "A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to actually get in the golf cart and ride to it."

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g11 Have a great day.. in the “Rider Cup” of life… 


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Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Husband Not Funny..Beware

MQTlogoa This one is just a little “BAD” Thanks Terry F. for the email…

laugh One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in          slimfast  Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your

butt butt!!"   

wife His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unanswered.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

underware  "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little

puff 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder......

mg It's Miracle Grow...!!!

unhappy How to keep your mouth shut::  I have a genetic disorder known as “can not keep my mouth shut”  READ MORE  Have A Great Day

MQTlogoa Husband Not Funny..Beware

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Thursday, August 07, 2014

Women will be Women

MQTlogoa A “Quality Time” Laugh

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.

car1 It’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars,

car2 The woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God

car3  that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replied,
“I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! “

car3 The woman continued,
“And look at this, here’s another miracle…. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break.


Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle

car5car5  and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.


The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police”

 cincogifHope everyone has a great day..

MQTlogoa Women will be Women

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CAR10 Time for a nap..LOL

Friday, August 01, 2014

Confession of an Old Italian Man

MQTlogoa Confession of an Old Italian Man a World War II saga……

it1An elderly Italian man (Agnolo), who lived on the outskirts of Rimini Italy,

it2 went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional,

it3  the man said, “Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood

it4  knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.”

IT7 The priest replied, “That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that.”

"There is more to tell, Father… she started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays."

IT6 The priest said, “That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can succumb to the weakness of the flesh.

IT8 However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.”

"Thank you, Father. That’s a great load off my mind. I do have one more question."

And what is that?” asked the priest.

"Should I tell her the war is over?"



OLDMAN Hope everyone has a great day…..

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