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Thursday, September 19, 2019

Kick In The Nuts

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I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts. "Really...

Wednesday, September 18, 2019

Golfer Beware

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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped ...

Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Don't Pee In Your Pants

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There was once a country boy who hated using the outhouse because it was hot in the summer and freezing in the winter...plus ...

Monday, September 16, 2019

Air Pressure

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During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When ...

Sunday, September 15, 2019

Laugh or Not

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An old man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the nig...

Saturday, April 20, 2019

No Charge For Love

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A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of...

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