Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Husband Not Funny..Beware

MQTlogoa This one is just a little “BAD” Thanks Terry F. for the email…

laugh One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in          slimfast  Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your

butt butt!!"   

wife His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unanswered.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

underware  "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little

puff 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder......

mg It's Miracle Grow...!!!

unhappy How to keep your mouth shut::  I have a genetic disorder known as “can not keep my mouth shut”  READ MORE  Have A Great Day

MQTlogoa Husband Not Funny..Beware

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Tuesday, August 12, 2014

A Moment of Silence followed by the Serenity Prayer

MQTlogoa1 A moment of silence followed by the Serenity Prayer::::

robin Robin McLaurin Williams (July 21, 1951 – August 11, 2014)

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robin2 Born Robin McLaurin Williams (1951-07-21)July 21, 1951
Chicago, Illinois, U.S.  Died August 11, 2014(2014-08-11) (aged 63) Marin County, California, U.S

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Maybe in a perfect world death would work like this, but we live in an imperfect world where for some living life on life’s terms isn’t possible for whatever reason. R.I.P. Robin McLaurin Williams

MQTlogoa1 A Moment of Silence followed by the Serenity Prayer

Sunday, August 10, 2014

Thoughts on Marriage for our Anniversary.

MQTlogoa There is nothing better than “Quality Time” LOVE. 

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JOETODD The news interviewed an 80-year-old lady who had just gotten married for the 4th time.

e The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

c "He's a funeral director," she answered. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

e She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that..

d  she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's,

b then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's,

a later on a preacher when in her 60's,

c and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

JOETODD The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

e She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

f Now go out there and have a great day.. Today is 8/10/2014 and Linda and I are celebrating our 18th wedding anniversary..

JOELINDA1 Linda my wonderful wife and best friend & Joe Todd…. living one day at a time and enjoying one moment at a time with each other…. Love you Linda…..

MQTlogoa There is nothing better than “Quality Time” LOVE. 

Saturday, August 09, 2014

The Wife..The CEO & The Shredder…..

MQTlogoa The Wife..The CEO & The Shredder….. At “MY QUALITY TIME”

The Good Wife::

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1. “So this is the office you always kept me out of! I can guess why. Do they really make you work in all this litter? With this old-fashioned furniture? And your CEO too!”  ( I wonder if something like this ever happened) AND Today::::

office1 A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

ceo "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

shredder "Certainly!" said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

ceo  "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, "I just need one more copy."

JOETODD Pretty stylish photo of the engineer & CEO you think… Well actually:: Extremely Smooth Criminals: The Most Stylish Mug shots From the 1920s Check out these photos CLICK  and Have a great day….

blonde2 I’m not going to the office today… LOL  The Wife..The CEO & The Shredder….. AT::::

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Friday, August 08, 2014

Walkabout The Adena Estate of Thomas Worthington

MQTlogoa  “Adena was the 2000-acre estate of Thomas Worthington (1773-1827), sixth governor of Ohio and one of the state's first United States Senators. The mansion house, completed in 1806-1807, has been restored to look much as it did when the Worthington family lived there, including many original Worthington family furnishings.” Read More

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DSC_0202 The Adena Mansion is located at: 847 Adena Road Chillicothe, OH 45601

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Adena/Adina:: Means "delicate, gentle" in Hebrew.

DSC_0010 I didn’t walkabout all the 300 remaining acres of the original
homeplace but I did check out the five outbuildings and formal gardens. The gardens have undergone major renovation.

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Scheduled 1-hour tours of the Adena Mansion are available during regular operating hours.

DSC_0045  I really enjoyed the tour of the Mansion but I will leave that for another post.

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This magnificent mansion was built back in 1806-1807.

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When this mansion was built Ohio was really wilderness and dense forest.

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This is the land of Tecumseh

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“A GENTLEMAN’S GARDEN ON THE FRONTIER
"On one side of the house is a terrace with flowers and vegetables. This garden was arranged by German gardeners, who keep it in very good order,” -- Karl Bernhard, Duke of Saxe Weimar Eisenach, on his 1826 visit to Adena

DSC_0152 “A bank barn or banked barn is a style of barn noted for its accessibility, at ground level, on two separate levels. Often built into the side of a hill, or bank, both the upper and the lower floors area could be accessed from ground level, one area at the top of the hill and the other at the bottom.”

DSC_0150 “ The springhouse at Adena was built by George McCormick and Conrad Christman in 1805, at a cost of $46.34. The current springhouse is a reproduction.

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DSC_0178 THE TENANT HOUSE

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As I was leaving the estate but still on the access road this is what I saw.

DSC_0198 I have no explanation for the camel.. I posted this photo on my Facebook page and people thought I had been sniffing glue when I said, “I saw this camel in someone's backyard.” (We are talking Ohio after all).. I may have to go back to Adena to get the “story of the camel.”

jtf1  Hope you enjoyed the post. Adena is a great place for a walkabout.

MQTlogoa You Know You’re from Ohio When...

  • All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain.
  • You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
  • You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
  • You carry jumper cables in your car.
  • You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is.
  • You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.

Walkabout The Adena Estate of Thomas Worthington