Tuesday, February 16, 2021

Must Have An IQ of at least 140 To View Post


Many years ago, the world-famous Italian freediver Enzo Maiorca was diving in the Mediterranean Sea off the coast of his hometown of Syracuse, Sicily.
As he entered the water he felt a dolphin nudging his back. He soon realized the dolphin wasn’t trying to play, but to communicate and solicit his help. Once he had his attention, the dolphin dove down about 12 feet, and Enzo followed. There he saw another dolphin tangled in an abandoned fishing net.
Enzo swam up and called to his daughter Rossana, who was on a nearby boat, for his diving knives. Within a few minutes, the two managed to cut the drowning dolphin free (dolphins can survive under water without air for about 10 minutes) and use their arms as a stretcher to carry the exhausted animal to the surface.
As the dolphin emerged from the water, she let out “almost a human cry,” according to Enzo.
Then came a surprise. The rescued dolphin was actually pregnant... And she gave birth to a calf right then and there, under the watchful eyes of her mate.
“The little one was led to his mama’s nipples by gentle strokes of the adult dolphin’s beak" Enzo recalled. "I like to think that on that day we reunited a family.”
Shortly after the rescue, the male dolphin circled Enzo and Rosanna, “stood” up, and touched Enzo’s cheek with his beak “like a kiss”.
How did Enzo know to follow the dolphin? “I maintain that his brain waves influenced our minds,” he said.
′′Until man learns to respect and to talk to the animal world, he can never know his true role on Earth,” he added

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction, he had planned to call the couple down for a brief ceremony in front of the congregation. For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were to be married.  Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?" he requested. 
Immediately, nine single ladies, six single men, three widows, and four widowers stepped to the front.
today's Thot

Here's to love, the only fire for which there is no insurance.

Hope you Love The Snow LOL


Monday, February 15, 2021

Does It Require Training To Get Old??? & Some Woody


"The only thing even in this world is the number of hours in a day. The difference in winning or losing is what you do with those hours."
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
"Perfect preparation prevents piss-poor performance."
"Paralyze resistance with persistence."
"You can never really pay back. You can only pay forward."
"The most deceptive course in football is straight at the goalposts."
"Because I couldn't go for three."
-Woody Hayes

That's All Folks.. J.T.

Sunday, February 14, 2021

Costco.. Popcorn...The Stables Have Turned



“That word is 'willing.' It's an attitude and spirit of cooperation that should permeate our conversations. It's like a palm tree by the ocean that endures the greatest winds because it knows how to gracefully bend. ”
"The only way love can last a lifetime is if it's unconditional. The truth is this: love is not determined by the one being loved but rather by the one choosing to love."
“Almost every sinful action ever committed can be traced back to a selfish motive. It is a trait we hate in other people but justify in ourselves.”
“You must choose to live by encouragement rather than by expectations.”
― Stephen Kendrick


Hope Everyone Has A Great Day...... J.T.

Saturday, February 13, 2021

Pooh Is Going To Gas Up With A Little Pork and Beans LOL & Some Wisdom From Abe.


“Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.”
“America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.”
“And in the end it is not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.”
“When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.”
“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.”
“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.”
“Whatever you are, be a good one.”
― Abraham Lincoln


A trucker pulled into a highway cafĂ©. “I want 3 flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.” The blonde waitress (first day on the job) didn’t want to look stupid in front of the customer, so she went to the kitchen and asked the cook, “This guy just ordered 3 flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?” “No,” the cook replied. “Three flat tires means three pancakes. A pair of headlights means two eggs sunny side up. And a pair of running boards means 2 slices of crisp bacon!” “Oh. Ok!” said the blonde relieved to finally understand the code words. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?” She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!”


That's All Folks... J.T.

Friday, February 12, 2021

My New Clock, Lies & Fries, Incredible Wisdom, Reflections Of A Boomer While Off The Grid


“Life is like a novel. It's filled with suspense. You have no idea what is going to happen until you turn the page.”

“Being poor is only romantic in books.”
“Don't give up. There are too many nay-sayers out there who will try to discourage you. Don't listen to them. The only one who can make you give up is yourself. ”
“You know, it's not fair. Women are judged inferior until we prove ourselves, and men are judged superior until they prove what assholes they are.”
“I'm sure that whatever changed is only temporary. It will change again.”
“To be successful you need friends and to be very successful you need enemies.”
― Sidney Sheldon

My New Clock... Seems Appropriate.. Have A Great Day.. J.T.

Thursday, February 11, 2021

I could never leave Ohio, cause I’m frozen to the ground! & Get these mutts away from me


“You've got to get up every morning with a smile on your face, And show the world all the love in your heart, then people gonna treat you better. You're gonna find, yes, you will, That you're beautiful as you feel.”
"My life has been a tapestry of rich and royal hue, an everlasting vision of the ever changing view."
"When you're down and troubled,
And you need some love and care,
And nothing, nothing is going right
Close your eyes and think of me,
And soon I will be there
To brighten up even your darkest night."
“I still believe that everyone is beautiful in some way and by seeing the beauty in others we make ourselves more beautiful.”
"Tonight the light of love is in your eyes,
But will you love me tomorrow?"
"Only love is real...everything else is illusion."
― Carole King

Donald Trump walks down the street He says, "Why am I soft in the middle, now? I have to Fight, Fight, Fight. The rest of my life is so hard I need a photo-opportunity I Should have gone to the Capitol I want a shot at redemption No impeachment for me. Don't want to end up a cartoon In a cartoon graveyard" Deal maker Deal maker Money in the moonlight Far away in my well-lit Mar-A-Lago Mr. Rudy G., Mr. Rudy G. Get these mutts away from me You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore. (Apology to Paul S.)

It’s winter in Ohio and the gentle breeze blows,
Thirty miles an hour at ten below.
Oh how I love Ohio, when the snow is up your butt
You take a breath of winter air and your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the winter here is wonderful. So I guess I will hang around.
I could never leave Ohio, cause I’m frozen to the ground!

Thanks for stopping by.. J. T.