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Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun… Then it dawned on me
Why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star
What protects clowns from the sun? A bozone layer
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As Always Have A Great Day
( sunrise sunset )
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"Of all human sentiments, enthusiasm creates the most happiness; it is the only sentiment in fact which gives real happiness, the only sentiment which can help us to bear our human destiny in any situation in which we may find ourselves."
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Joke For Today::: In the old west a cowboy was riding his horse looking for stray cattle when he came upon a rattlesnake warming himself in the sun on the trail. The horse spooked and reared up and the cowboy drew his six shooter to shoot the snake. “Hold on!” said the snake. “I am an enchanted rattlesnake. If you let me live, I will grant you three wishes.” The cowboy decided to take a chance. He said, “Ok, first, I’d like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I’d like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally I would like sexual equipment comparable to that of my horse here.” “Alright,” said the rattlesnake. “When you get back to the bunk house, your three wishes will come true.” The cowboy took off back to the bunkhouse as fast as his horse would go. Upon arrival, he runs inside to look in the mirror. Sure enough, the face of Clark Gable was staring back at him. He rips off his shirt to reveal a muscular body like that of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Lastly he undoes his belt buck to find a real surprise. “Crap!! I was riding the mare!”
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Today's Quote::: "The painting rises from the brushstrokes as a poem rises from the words. The meaning comes later."
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Hello Everyone... I've been gone for a couple weeks. We drove from Ohio to Florida and back.. Observations... FK...ing idiot drivers RECKLESS.... I would say I observed at least 100 drivers that will die in the next 5 years because of their piss poor driving skills.... Florida... Hot Sun Ocean Beaches Food and the SCENERY wasn't bad either... Route 77 and 95 I really didn't like and what is with the $4.00 tolls on W.V. turnpike.... Route 75 is a much better road. A lot of idiot drivers on all routes. About Georgia... A lot of ADULT SUPER STORE JUST AHEAD..... & MORE ADULT SUPER STORE JUST AHEAD... PECANS PECANS PECANS..... CONFEDERATE FLAG and a GREAT ACCENT.
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Today's Quotes:::: "The modern technological world appears overwhelming to many people. It drives some to pessimism and despair. It makes others doubt the future of mankind unless we retreat to simpler lives and even to the ways of our ancestors. What these people fail to realize is that we cannot go back to those ways and those days. Furthermore, for all our difficulties, life today is far better for more people and the possibilities for the future can be brighter than ever if we develop not only new knowledge, but a greater faith and confidence in the human mind and spirit."
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This massive worm was found in "extremely rich forest soil" in the foothills of the Sumaco Volcano in Ecuador. It's been identified as a Martiodrilus crassus, which is Latin for "worm which feeds on dogs and small children."
