IT HAS BEEN RESOLVED BY COMMON VOTE OF ACTIVE MEMBERS OF THE CLUB “TO SUPPORT BROS. AN GREE DURING HIS PERIOD OF REHABILITATION.”
BROS. AN GREE HAS HAD HIS DAY IN COURT:
AS A FINDING OF FACT: BROS. AN GREE WAS MANUFACTURING “MOONSHINE” FOR HIS OWN USE. AFTER PROPER EVALUATION AT THE LOCAL ALCOHOL TREATMENT CENTER IT HAS BEEN DETERMINED THAT BROS. AN GREE HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM AND WILL BE REQUIRED TO SPEND NINETY DAYS AT THE WORLD RENOUNED SHEPHERD HILL TREATMENT CENTER In Newark,Ohio which specializes in the treatment of ALCOHOL-dependent individuals. ONCE TREATMENT IS COMPLETED BROS. AN GREE WILL THEN SPEND FORTY-FIVE DAYS IN JAIL.
As a side note; as you may recall Bros. An Gree recently from France has been fired from his job as sales person and merchant for fine French wines and is now unemployed. (He was sampling too much of his own products) SHEPHERD HILL WILL HAVE A BEAR ON THEIR HANDS:
OTHER NEWS: (NEW TURN OF EVENTS) Bros. Joe D. on a fact finding mission to our Nations Capital. AS REPORTED AT AN EARLIER MEETING OF THE COMMON SENSE CLUB. WELL, Bros. Joe D. having met a fine woman in Historic Shepherdstown West Virginia and after a whirlwind romance is now married and taking up residence in said town.
Just a little foggy there in Shepherdstown.. (FOG LIFTING FROM POTOMAC RIVER)
As a final piece of business Bros. Bill W. has accepted the position of SPOKESPERSON for the COMMON SENSE CLUB. Thanks Bill..
THE FOUNDING MEMBERS OF THE COMMON SENSE CLUB GOOD LUCK JOE D. (2ND FROM LEFT).
AS REPORTED BY SCRIBE JOE TODD 5/25/09