A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.
After they crawl out of their cars,
The man replied,
“I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! “
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police”