Short Winter Jokes
Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
Q: What's an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
A: Because he thought his wife was a flake
Q: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?
A: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
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Joe Todd: Knock, knock.
Linda: Who’s there?
Joe Todd: Pizza.
Linda: Pizza, who?
Joe Todd: Pizza on earth, good will toward men!