A Quality Time Post For Funny Monday
They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
He then stopped by the feed store and
picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store, he now had a problem, how to carry all his purchases home.
The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm, and carry the goose in your other hand?'
'Why, thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way, he said 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time.' The little old lady looked him over cautiously and then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to protect me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?