Saturday, October 30, 2021

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & TRAVEL.. The Fonz... CADES COVE.... "A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself."

 The Fonz is a larger than life character!

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Today's Quotes:::: "Assumptions are the termites of relationships."

"How we learn has nothing to do with how brilliant we are."
"A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself."
"You cannot represent cool. You've got to be cool. You've got to be authentic. I think, after all these years, that is how I define cool. It is being authentic. That is powerful."
"Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously."
"Your mind knows only some things. Your inner voice, your instinct, knows everything. If you listen to what you know instinctively, it will always lead you down the right path."

Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused Jake, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she seen his old pickup parked in front of the town’s only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing! Jake, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn’t explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Later that evening, Jake quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred’s house, walked home, and left it there all night.













A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy street (Mildred).
Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at ...the crosswalk.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a police officer.
He took her to the police station where she placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, the policeman opened the cell door and said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake.
You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car!"




















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Primitive Baptist Church Historical Building
The Primitive Baptist Church, which was originally established in 1827,

Since the Primitive Baptist Church backed the Union during the Civil War, the church decided it was too dangerous to meet during the Civil War due to the strong Confederate presence in the area.  Read More













Have A Great Day... J.T. & The Fonz says "Ayyyyy"



MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & TRAVEL.. Florida Murder Mystery Dinner Train. Sand Castles.. Alabama Pastor. Wake Up & Live

 

Castle in the air - Don McLean Original


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Today's Quotes:::

"Wake up and live. It's a fast world out there."

"You don't have to act as if you care; you just have to care enough to act."
"Part of me is still waiting to grow up, to be an adult, and the other part knows there is no such thing."
"I'm nothing if not honest."
"I really think that living is the process of going from complete certainty to complete ignorance."
"By telling my own story, I hope to help remove the stigma. It never should be something to hide."
- Richard Dreyfuss




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An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed, and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness
from God and this Christian family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.".........


Beautiful English::: I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment".
I was impressed......
On further enquiring I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water.....under his wife's supervision.






























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Have A Great Day... J.T.







Thursday, October 28, 2021

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & TRAVEL....I LOVE BACON... “When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on.”... Kilimanjaro Safaris DISNEY....

 

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Today's Quotes:::: “Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.”
“People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.”
“Knowing what's right doesn't mean much unless you do what's right.”
“Courage is not having the strength to go on; it is going on when you don't have the strength.”
“When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on.”
“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.”
― Theodore Roosevelt

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Linda and I had a great time at:::

Kilimanjaro Safaris

Attraction located in Africa at Disney's Animal Kingdom 

As Alays Have A Great Day.......................

One Last Thought.. Be Safe & Take Care Of Yourself





Tuesday, October 26, 2021

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & TRAVEL.. WELCOME TO THE ELIZABETHAN GARDENS.. RAIN DROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD & ROOF.. cHARLIE cHAPLIN & a bLONDE

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Today's Quotes:::: “I read so I can live more than one life in more than one place.”

“I'm beginning to think that maybe it's not just how much you love someone. Maybe what matters is who you are when you're with them.”
“I've never quite believed that one chance is all I get.”
“It struck her all at once that dealing with other human beings was an awful lot of work.”
“If I waited till I felt like writing, I'd never write at all.”
“There is no sound more peaceful than rain on the roof, if you're safe asleep in someone else's house.”
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So this blonde walks into a bank in central London and asks to see the manager. She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.
The manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a brand new Ferrari.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a £200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000 and the interest, which comes to £17.41.
The manager says. "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a millionairess. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"
The blonde replies. "Where else in central London can I park my car for two weeks for only £17.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"





















































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WELCOME TO THE ELIZABETHAN GARDENS

Foliage fans and gardening enthusiasts from all over the country will love a day trip to the Elizabethan Gardens. Tucked away in Manteo within the Fort Raleigh National Historic Site, this 10 acre Roanoke soundfront locale is home to hundreds of species of native plants and wildlife, as well as rare and treasure varieties from all over the world, and offers a unique natural display with every visit.

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