Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Friday, November 09, 2018

Robert Sargent Shriver Jr November 9, 1915 – January 18, 2011)

MQTlogoa1500x500 Shriver was the driving force behind the creation of the Peace Corps, and founded the Job Corps, Head Start, and other programs as the "architect" of the 1960s "War on Poverty." He was the Democratic Party's nominee for Vice President in the 1972 presidential election.

SEDONA “Peace requires the simple but powerful recognition that what we have in common as human beings is more important and crucial than what divides us.”

“The most important thing that I know about living is love. Nothing surpasses the benefits received by a human being who makes compassion and love the objective of his or her life. For it is only by compassion and love that anyone fulfills successfully their own life’s journey. Nothing equals love.”

"It is not what you get out of life that counts. It's what you give and what is given from the heart."

"It is well to be prepared for life as it is, but it is better to be prepared to make life better than it is."

"Serve, serve, serve. Because in the end, it will be the servants who save us all."

― Sargent Shriver

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Wednesday, November 08, 2017

Wednesday Golf Jokes…

elderly15 Don’t Pee In My Flowers or else…..


A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.


Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them.

g6g7 Thanks for telling me, officer. "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"


"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden.


It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know Then I thought, why not make the best of it?" "So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.

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Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes."


"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck!"

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"Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"


“Not everybody pays."………………..

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womans butt Have a “Quality Time Day.”

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Borrowed the joke from somewhere…..THANKS………..

Monday, October 31, 2016

Where & What in the U.S.A.

MQTlogoa Two “Quality Time” hints…

1. Florida & 2. A Museum…………………………………


“Confederate Colonel John Pemberton, who was wounded in the American Civil War and became addicted to morphine, began a quest to find a substitute for the problematic drug. The prototype Coca-Cola recipe was formulated at Pemberton's Eagle Drug and Chemical House, a drugstore in Columbus, Georgia, originally as a coca wine. He may have been inspired by the formidable success of Vin Mariani, a French coca wine. READ MORE







DSC_0295 It's soda pressing. I thought I was drowning in coca-cola, but it was only a fanta sea… LOL (maybe)




“Coca-Cola is the only business in the world where no matter which country or town or village you are in, if someone asks what do you do, and you say you work for Coca-Cola, you never have to answer the question, 'What is that?'”


DSC_0330 Now have a “Quality Time” day and while you are at it a Coca- Cola……….


Sunday, February 01, 2015

LookOut Mountain,Rock City, and a Joke

MQTlogoa In a previous post/comment June infers I have been picking on women in my joke selection. The following joke should set the record straight and I’ll throw in a few photos of Rock City on Lookout Mountain in Georgia to boot.

Chattanooga Tennessee..Chattanooga Tennessee


Brain Transplant::::


In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.


Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,’ he said as he surveyed the worried faces. ‘The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.


It’s an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.’


The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, ‘Well, how much does a brain cost?’

DSC_0110 The Doctor quickly responded, ‘25,000 for a male brain, and 3,000 for a female brain.’



The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.



A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, ‘Why is the male brain so much more?’



The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and said to the entire group, ‘It’s just standard pricing procedure.


We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they’ve actually been used.’

DSC_0177 My wife Linda and sister Sara having a good time at the gift shop at Rock City. That night we stayed at…


Which is just across the street from Rock City.  The Chanticleer Inn Bed and Breakfast.. accommodations are very pleasant and comfortable; the grounds are immaculate, and the main house is elegant. The food is excellent. Linda and I hope to make a return visit soon.

DSC_0137 Larry,Sara,Linda,and myself enjoying the view from the patio at Rock City… Hope you enjoyed the post… (prices at the cafĂ© are a little steep.. just saying..)

MQTlogoa Chattanooga Tennessee..Chattanooga Tennessee