Showing posts with label GOLF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label GOLF. Show all posts

Sunday, September 29, 2019

Trucks and Golf


Husband:  My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Sheriff:  Height?    
Husband:  I'm not sure.  A little over five-feet tall.
Sheriff:  Weight?  
Husband:  Don't know.  Not slim, not really fat.                                                                      
Sheriff:  Colour of eyes?
Husband:  Sort of brown I think.  Never really noticed.
Sheriff:  Colour of hair? 
Husband:  Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sheriff:  What was she wearing?
Husband:  Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sheriff:  What kind of car did she go in?
Husband:  She went in my truck.
Sheriff:  What kind of truck was it?
Husband:  A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, LED lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate-controlled air conditioning.  It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, 6 cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires.  It has custom retracting running boards and underglow wheel well lighting. 
At this point the husband started choking up. 


 Sheriff:  Take it easy sir, we'll  find your truck!   
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Wednesday, November 08, 2017

Wednesday Golf Jokes…

elderly15 Don’t Pee In My Flowers or else…..

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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

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Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them.

g6g7 Thanks for telling me, officer. "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

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"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden.

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It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know Then I thought, why not make the best of it?" "So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.

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Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes."

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"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck!"

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"Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

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“Not everybody pays."………………..

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Borrowed the joke from somewhere…..THANKS………..

Saturday, February 27, 2016

Funny Monday

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A man and woman were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, “When I die, I’ll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”  Neighbors feared him.
The old man liked the fact he was feared. He died at the ripe old age of 98.
After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, “Aren’t you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?
The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down…and I know he won’t ask for directions.”

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drunk Thanks for stopping by “My Quality Time”   Have a great day..

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Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Czech Puppets at the Columbus Museum Of Art

MQTlogoa This exhibit was in 2013 which is the last time I was at the Columbus Museum of Art. I will dedicate this post to PROCRASTINATION:::: Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. Philip Stanhope

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DSC_0214 Lunch first then a look at “Strings Attached” a tradition of Czech puppets. I may be a little ‘late” in doing this post, but I’m usually not late for lunch.

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“With more than 140 puppets and related set designs, masks, and costumes, dating from the 1850s to the present, Strings Attached explored the rich history of puppetry in the Czech Republic and its influence throughout the world.”

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Go behind the scenes CLICK

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DSC_0202 I hope no one saw me looking up this puppets dress. LOL

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DSC_0213I hope you enjoyed your visit and learned a little bit about Czech puppets. In doing this post I had the opportunity to read several interesting articles and visit some very interesting web sites. Czech out this site::  GRAVITY FROM ABOVE

MQTlogoa Czech Puppets at the Columbus Museum Of Art.. It’s time for me to make another visit to the museum..

Personal Note: this past weekend I attended the Class of 1964 Lancaster High School 50th Jubilee Reunion and had a chance to play in the golf outing. (we won)  What a great time….

LHSGOLFOUTING1 From left to right: John Hutchins,Ron Fast,Joe Todd,Steve Logue.. Thanks to Phil Hobbs for the photo.. Once I recover from all the activities I’ll be around visiting all your blogs… Have a great day….