Sunday, October 17, 2021

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL......WISDOM OF CHICKENS & PRESIDENTS....The Fairfield County Fair..... Friendship is everything.... ANIMALS




Enjoy::: One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'

The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The politician was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen politician lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
As Ronald Reagan said:

Always Wanted to Know Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I’ve been told by my many sources, good sources – they’re very good sources – that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it’s a really good road. It’s a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the…thing in the…you know the rest.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?



“Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.”
“Almost dead yesterday, maybe dead tomorrow, but alive, gloriously alive, today.”
“The oak fought the wind and was broken, the willow bent when it must and survived.”
“Run when you have to, fight when you must, rest when you can.”
“Better to have one woman on your side than ten men.”
“Sometimes, pain is all that lets you know you're alive.”
― Robert Jordan

“I am so far from being a pessimist...on the contrary, in spite of my scars, I am tickled to death at life.”
“Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.”
"God gave us mouths that close and ears that don't... that should tell us something."
“Man is born broken. He lives by mending. The grace of God is glue.”
"We fought so long against small things that we became small ourselves."
“It's a great game - the pursuit of happiness.”
― Eugene O'Neill

“Great men are not born great, they grow great.”
“Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.”
“A friend should always underestimate your virtues and an enemy overestimate your faults.”
“The lawyer with the briefcase can steal more money than the man with the gun.”
Friendship is everything. Friendship is more than talent. It is more than the government. It is almost the equal of family."
“I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.”
― Mario Puzo

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES... & #TRAVEL At The Fairfield County Fair 2021

Linda says, " How do you like my ride?"

At The Fairfield County Fair 2021

Have A Great Day... If you enjoyed this post and want more please comment... J.T. & Linda.............................

P.S. There is one real in·con·gru·i·ty In this post. Can you find it?


Friday, August 27, 2021

The Super Patriot & The Hillbilly... The Song To Unify The Country... MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL... On Safari

 One of the most unifying songs ever written and performed.

We are all Americans 1st


A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies. The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentuckey huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?”
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?”
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from?
“The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”

A non medical student attended a Medical exam by mistake. See his answers...

1. Antibody - One who hates his body .
2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure.
3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .
4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .
5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .
6. Genes - Blue Denim.
7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .
8. Liposuction - A French Kiss .
9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound that is above human hearing capacity, such as wife's talk.
10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards .....
11. Dyspepsia : difficulty in drinking pepsi.
12.Chicken Pox- A Non-Veg. continental dish.
13.CT Scan: Test for identifying person's
14.Radiology- the study of how Radio works
15.Parotitis : information about the parrots.
16. Urology: the study of european people.......


Today's Quotes:::“Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.”
“The noblest search is the search for excellence”
“You know, doing what is right is easy. The problem is knowing what is right.”
“If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read 'President Can't Swim.'”
― Lyndon B. Johnson


Hope Everyone Has A Great Day......Joe Todd reporting from Kilimanjaro Safaris  a safari attraction at Disney's Animal Kingdom on the Walt Disney World Resort property in Lake Buena Vista, Florida. 

Thursday, August 26, 2021

Rocky Mountain National Park View From 11,716 Feet. MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL... Stumbling Block or Stepping Stone Your Choice

 Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves.~ John Muir ~ Naturalist


Today's Quotes::: “Style is not how you write. It is how you do not write like anyone else."

"Don't search for inspiration when you have a task to do; Just start your work and you will see that it will soon find you."
"Close your eyes and look inside,
A mirror shines within;
To find where you are going,
First see where you have been."
"Do not let fear confine your life Inside a shell of doubt; A turtle never moves until His head is sticking out."
"A poem is a little path
That leads you through the trees.
It takes you to the cliffs and shores,
To anywhere you please.
Follow it and trust your way
With mind and heart as one,
And when the journey’s over,
You’ll find you’ve just begun."
"The path to inspiration starts upon the trails we've known; each stumbling block is not a rock, but just a stepping stone."
― Charles Ghigna

One More::: "Careless shepherd make excellent dinner for wolf."
"Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear."
"Do not wave stick when trying to catch dog."
"Every man must wear out at least one pair of fools shoes."
"When the jig is up there is no need for additional dancing."
“Truth is rare fruit in garden of murder.”
― Earl Derr Biggers .....................................................



Joe Todd reporting from 

Forest Canyon Overlook

Have A Great Day....