Sunday, May 30, 2021

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL...Rendezvous With Life.... Never Bulla Shita your Mama.... Ohio River, Blennerhassett Island

 Alison’s voice never fails to bring the chills. She’s an American treasure.


Today's Quotes::::"The truth is... everything counts. Everything. Everything we do and everything we say. Everything helps or hurts; everything adds to or takes away from someone else."

"There is no secret to success except hard work and getting something indefinable which we call 'the breaks'."
"My poetry has become the way of my giving out what music is within me."
"I have a rendezvous with life."
“Man dreams that he is more than a leaf on a tree."
― Countee Cullen



Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama
Never Bulla Shita your Mama.

Maria hopes you have a great day.

Hostess: “Do try this chair. It’s really quite comfortable for an antique.

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