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Farmer Dan got into his truck and drove to the neighbouring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, Eddie, aged about 10, opened the door. 'Is yer Dad home?' Dan demanded. 'No, sir, he ain't,' Eddie replied. 'He went into town.' 'Well, then,' inquired Dan, 'is yer Mom here?' 'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.' 'How about your brother? Is he here?' 'He went with Mom and Dad,' explained Eddie patiently. Farmer Dan stood there for a few seconds, shifting from one foot to the other and muttering to himself. 'Is there anything I can do fer ya?' Eddie asked politely. 'I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad.' 'Well, it's difficult,' answered Dan uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother getting my daughter pregnant.' Eddie considered for a moment, 'You would have to talk to Pa about that,' he finally conceded. 'If it helps you
WOW, only in Newark.
You guys will not believe what happened! I pulled into the Duke Station to get some
gas and Pepsi. When I was walking in to pay, I noticed the Newark Policeman
parked on the side of the building watching this woman smoking while pumping
gas. Of course I saw her and thought the lady is crazy.
But anyway, I went
inside and got my Pepsi and paid for my gas. As the cashier was giving me my
receipt, I heard somebody screaming. I looked out the door and the woman's arm
was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around like crazy! I ran
outside to assist the officer who had just put the lady on the ground and was
putting the fire out with his coffee!!
Then he handcuffed her
and threw her in the patrol car.
I was thinking
"What kind of person smokes WHILE PUMPING GAS & thinks nothing's gonna
happen?!" Just dumb!
I was curious why she
was arrested so I asked the officer what he was charging her with.
He looked me dead in
the face and said, "WAVING A FIREARM!"
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This young couple allowed me to take their photo. They had just hiked to the summit of Mt. Washington.. What a feat..
As Always Have A Great Day.....