Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Sunday, February 01, 2015

LookOut Mountain,Rock City, and a Joke

MQTlogoa In a previous post/comment June infers I have been picking on women in my joke selection. The following joke should set the record straight and I’ll throw in a few photos of Rock City on Lookout Mountain in Georgia to boot.

Chattanooga Tennessee..Chattanooga Tennessee


Brain Transplant::::


In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.


Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,’ he said as he surveyed the worried faces. ‘The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.


It’s an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.’


The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, ‘Well, how much does a brain cost?’

DSC_0110 The Doctor quickly responded, ‘25,000 for a male brain, and 3,000 for a female brain.’



The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.



A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, ‘Why is the male brain so much more?’



The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and said to the entire group, ‘It’s just standard pricing procedure.


We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they’ve actually been used.’

DSC_0177 My wife Linda and sister Sara having a good time at the gift shop at Rock City. That night we stayed at…


Which is just across the street from Rock City.  The Chanticleer Inn Bed and Breakfast.. accommodations are very pleasant and comfortable; the grounds are immaculate, and the main house is elegant. The food is excellent. Linda and I hope to make a return visit soon.

DSC_0137 Larry,Sara,Linda,and myself enjoying the view from the patio at Rock City… Hope you enjoyed the post… (prices at the café are a little steep.. just saying..)

MQTlogoa Chattanooga Tennessee..Chattanooga Tennessee

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Funny Monday at My Quality Time

MQTlogoa Just hope to put a smile on your face..





CAMPIGNS Have a great day..I’m going camping..

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Thursday, January 15, 2015

The Coach and The Cell Phone

ref  After a basketball game, the coach found a cell phone on the gym floor.  He picked it up and handed it to one of the referees, saying, "Here's your phone." 
"What makes you think it's mine?" the ref
asked.  "Easy," the coach replied.  "It says you
missed 13 calls." 

coach That’s all for today..


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Sunday, January 11, 2015

Paraprosdokians & The Back Roads of Ohio

MQTlogoa A “Sunday Drive” post.

“A paraprosdokian /pærəprɒsˈdoʊkiən/ is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence, phrase, or larger discourse is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect.”


jam7 Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.


teacher1 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.


a1 The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.


ACE1 Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.


CAR10 I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.


AUNT Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


angry I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.


brassmonkey Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?


db111 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


col6 Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.


cincogif Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.


JOETODD  I drove up to the one stoplight in a nearby town today and saw the entire police force (2?) with lights flashing, I studied the scene. On one side of the street, men are throwing straps over a semi load of hay. Further down 3 men are rolling one huge bale of hay down the street. "Wow!"  "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the tests they're giving now."

MQTlogoa Paraprosdokians & The Back Roads of Ohio..  A “Sunday Drive” post.

***All photos were taken near Lancaster,Ohio on Sunday 1/11/2015.. Many are near Clear Creek Metro Park*****