Thank You Sarah Josepha Hale
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place...
First guy, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy, "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy, "Man, you both have it easy!
I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word!
So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.
What's the deal"
Fourth guy, "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said,
"Fishing or se*x," and she said, wear sun-block!
Today's Quotes:::"No influence is so powerful as that of the mother."
"It requires but a few threads of hope, for the heart that is skilled in the secret, to weave a web of happiness."
"And you each gentle animal
In confidence may bind,
And make them follow at your call,
If you are always kind."
"The temple of our purest thoughts is silence."
"There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing."
"I have no riches but my thoughts, yet these are wealth enough for me."
― Sarah Josepha Hale
Across from the downtown Manteo waterfront floats Elizabeth II at her home port at Roanoke Island Festival Park.
So four dudes spend weeks planning the perfect camping and fishing trip to a remote and disconnected spot.
Two days before they are due to leave, Dave's wife puts her foot down and tells him he's not going.
His buddies are naturally pissed off that he can't go, but what can they do, they decide to push on
Two days later the three fellas arrive at the remote camp site to find Dave sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, beer open and fish cooking on the fire. Steve: 'Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?'
Dave: 'I've been here since last night.. Yesterday afternoon I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who..' I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie. She then took my hand and led me to our bedroom.The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed were handcuffs and ropes!She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did.'
'And then she said:' 'Do whatever you want.'....So here I am
AS ALWAYS ... HAVE A GREAT DAY..& KEEP COMING BACK
IT WORKS IF YOU WORK IT......