A Good Day For Some Bad Jokes

Good morning.. You are just in time for breakfast…(cutting back on calories)……….

The He Said…. She Said…….Section::::::::

He said . . . I don't k now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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Have a great day. I’ll be at my “Shrink”………….

Have a “Quality Time” Day……………………………………

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