ADVERTISING & MARKETING

"THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ADVERTISING AND MARKETING!!!"

Let the slideshow begin...

Slide #1: You see a gorgeous lass at a party. You go up to her and say: "I'm a fantastic guy." That's called DIRECT MARKETING.

Slide #2: You're at a party with a bunch of mates and see a gorgeous lass. One of your friends goes up to her and, pointing at you, says: "See yer man there? He's a fantastic guy." Now that's called ADVERTISING.

Slide #3: You see a gorgeous lass at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say: "Hi, I'm a fantastic guy let’s go out." That's called TELEMARKETING.

Slide #4: You're at a party and see a gorgeous lass. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a lift, and then say: "Oh, by the way, I'm a fantastic gentleman." That's called PUBLIC RELATIONS.

 

Slide #5: Finally, you're at a party and see a gorgeous lass. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're a really fantastic guy." That's something called BRAND RECOGNITION.

I guess I’ve been talking about myself again.. LOL… Have a great day

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 "THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ADVERTISING AND MARKETING!!!"

I've fooken killed him!

CAME IN AN EMAIL..THANKS CHARLIE

An Irish woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shoots him.  She immediately dials 000.

Irish woman:  ''It's my fooken husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've fooken killed him!''
Operator:  ''Please calm down Mam.  Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''
*click* ... *BANG*
Irish woman:  ''Okay, I've done dat....................  What's next?''

 

Now go out there and have a great day…

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