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Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Is This A “Quality Time” Economy??????

coolperson1 I apologize ahead of time if I’m getting to serious..

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“Capitalism is a social system based on the principle of individual rights. Politically, it is the system of laissez-faire (freedom). Legally it is a system of objective laws (rule of law as opposed to rule of man). Economically, when such freedom is applied to the sphere of production its result is the free-market.”

Bill Gross: Economic inequality threatens capitalism READ MORE

Capitalism is an economic system in which trade, industry, and the means of production are largely or entirely privately owned and operated for profit. READ MORE

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Before his nomination, Warren G. Harding declared, "America's present need is not heroics, but healing; not nostrums, but normalcy; not revolution, but restoration; not agitation, but adjustment; not surgery, but serenity; not the dramatic, but the dispassionate; not experiment, but equipoise; not submergence in internationality, but sustainment in triumphant nationality.”

CHARLIEBROWN2 I hope you make it on “your plane” LOL

MQTlogoa Is This A “Quality Time” Economy??????

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Note: original cartoon by Matt W.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

ADVERTISING & MARKETING

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"THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ADVERTISING AND MARKETING!!!"

Let the slideshow begin...

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Slide #1: You see a gorgeous lass at a party. You go up to her and say: "I'm a fantastic guy." That's called DIRECT MARKETING.

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Slide #2: You're at a party with a bunch of mates and see a gorgeous lass. One of your friends goes up to her and, pointing at you, says: "See yer man there? He's a fantastic guy." Now that's called ADVERTISING.

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Slide #3: You see a gorgeous lass at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say: "Hi, I'm a fantastic guy let’s go out." That's called TELEMARKETING.

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Slide #4: You're at a party and see a gorgeous lass. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a lift, and then say: "Oh, by the way, I'm a fantastic gentleman." That's called PUBLIC RELATIONS.

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Slide #5: Finally, you're at a party and see a gorgeous lass. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're a really fantastic guy." That's something called BRAND RECOGNITION.

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coolperson1 I guess I’ve been talking about myself again.. LOL… Have a great day

MQTlogoa "THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ADVERTISING AND MARKETING!!!"

Wednesday, July 09, 2014

I've fooken killed him!

MQTlogoaCAME IN AN EMAIL..THANKS CHARLIE

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An Irish woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shoots him.  She immediately dials 000.

Irish woman:  ''It's my fooken husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've fooken killed him!''
Operator:  ''Please calm down Mam.  Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''
*click* ... *BANG*
Irish woman:  ''Okay, I've done dat....................  What's next?''

 

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4LEAF Now go out there and have a great day…

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