IMPORTANT TO PEE STRAIGHT and keep your golf balls clean
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Have a great Memorial Day. http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/17/103.html COPYRIGHT
MAYBE THE GENTLEMAN PICTURED ABOVE SHOULD GO GOLFING. ( CADDY IS REFLECTED IN THE GLASSES) HERE ARE SOME TRUE GOLF FACTS TO LIVE BY:
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.~ Sam Snead
I was three over today: One over a house, one over a patio and one over a swimming pool.~ George Brett
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.~ Jim Murray
The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.~ Mickey Mantle
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.~ Kevin Costner
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.~ Brian Weis
Swing hard in case you hit it.~ Dan Marino
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.~ Lord Robertson
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.~ Jack Benny
There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.~ Ben Hogan
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.~ Jack Nicklaus
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.~ H. G. Wells
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.~ Billy Graham
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.~ Bob Hope
While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
~ Henny Youngman
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.~ Jack Lemmon
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
~ Lee Trevino
THAT IS ALL FOLKS, BUT REMEMBER: Live long enough to be a REAL concern to your kids!
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A quick visit to Old Man’s Cave Hocking Hills State Park and the Devil’s Bathtub
Thanks for stopping by and make sure to check out Watery Wednesday P.S. Linda and I spent a couple days camping at the caves. I have a great photo of her going down the waterslide and splashing in the pool hands and legs all akimbo. ( saving for another Watery Wednesday ) 
