Sunday, June 06, 2021

TRAINS , Milk & A FAKE JEEP... MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL

 


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One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a glass of water.

She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, “How much do I owe you?”

“You don’t owe me anything,” she replied. “Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness.”

He said, “Then I thank you from my heart.” And he left.

Years later the young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. He did his best to save her life and gave his special attention to the case.

After a long struggle, the battle was won. The final bill from Dr. Kelly was sent to the woman’s room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she had a look, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She read these words …

“Paid in full with one glass of milk”




A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel drive vehicles.” “She did,” he replied, “but where was I going to find a fake Jeep.”

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Have A Great Day... Joe Todd

Saturday, June 05, 2021

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL .... DON"T LET YOUR MIND BE SO BUSY IT EDGES OUT LOVE ... TURTLES... Mount Rushmore National Memorial

 

Turtles All The Way Down....  I'm sure ill be listening to this song for a long time to come.


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Today's Quotes::: “A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.”

“Remember, attraction is only one part of a relationship. Loyalty, commitment, responsibility and maturity make up the rest.”
“For the joy to come front and center in your life, you also have to feel your emotions, even the sad ones. You have to mourn, let the tears pour out. If you bottle the sadness in, the joy gets bottled right along with it.”
"My favorite animal is the turtle. The reason is that in order for the turtle to move, it has to stick its neck out."
“When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.”
― Ruth Westheimer


 Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause.

The Turtle's teachings are so beautiful. So very special. It teaches us that everything you are, everything you need and everything you bring to the world is inside you, not external, and you carry it with you, and are not limited to a place, space or time.

Try to be like the turtle at ease in your own shell.

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  1. What do you call a turtle who is only awake at night?
    A noc-turtle.

  1. My favorite teacher at school was Mrs. Turtle.
    Strange name, but she tortoise well.






































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Hope Everyone Has A Great Day


DON"T LET YOUR MIND BE SO BUSY IT EDGES OUT LOVE

Thursday, June 03, 2021

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL..."WHEN IT COMES FROM THE HEART"... ICE & MORE ICE

 

WITNESS - WHEN IT COMES FROM THE HEART

A great band, great songs, simply amazing.

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Today's Quotes::: “I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances.”

"I live a very dull life here... indeed I think I am more like a state prisoner than anything else."
"We carry the seeds of happiness with us wherever we go."
"Keep your business affairs in your own hands. It's the only way to be happy."
"I am fond of only what comes from the heart."
― Martha Washington











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A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'
A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time.'
As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really
give away free sex at all.'
Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick.
My wife won twice last week. Almost broke my heart.


Bonnie  Tyler has released a video all about cardiology. It’s totally clips of the HEART..

If you steal someone’s heart, do you get cardiac arrested?

I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until a doctor advised me to take the candles off first.


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"See I done been LIED , BACKSTABBED and HEARTBROKEN " HEART been BROKE so MANY times dont KNOW what to BELIEVE

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I say. " Have some ICE CREAM and a GREAT DAY  J.T. "

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL.... Hope You Are Not Pissed Off..... KNOBS OF OHIO..... IF YOU ARE PISSED JUMP INTO THE "RING OF FIRE"

 

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Today's Quotes... “Remain true to yourself, child. If you know your own heart, you will always have one friend who does not lie.”

“I know all about endings. It is beginnings that elude me.”
“The road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination.”
“Love is the only prayer I know.”
“To know you are ignorant is the beginning of wisdom.”
“By what men think, we create the world around us, daily new.”
― Marion Zimmer Bradley

































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