Saturday, October 23, 2021

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES... & #TRAVEL ... WISDOM FROM TOM PETTY.. THE NEW TYGART FLYER.... WISDOM FROM THE MINISTER..TRAINS & WATERFALLS


Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers performing at Live Aid in front of 100,000 people in the John F. Kennedy Stadium, Philadelphia USA on the 13th July, 1985.

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Today's Quotes:::: "You and I will meet again, When we're least expecting it, One day in some far off place, I will recognize your face, I won't say goodbye my friend, For you and I will meet again."

"Buy me a drink, sing me a song; take me as I come, cause I can't stay long."
"Running down a dream... working on a mystery... going wherever it leads..."
"In a world that keeps on pushing me around, I'm gonna stand my ground, and I won't back down..."
"The waiting is the hardest part, every day you get one more yard. You take it on faith, you take it to the heart, the waiting is hardest part."
"You belong somewhere you feel free."
- Tom Petty
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“Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.”
“People who deny the existence of dragons are often eaten by dragons. From within.”
“It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end.”
“We read books to find out who we are. What other people, real or imaginary, do and think and feel... is an essential guide to our understanding of what we ourselves are and may become.”
“Light is the left hand of darkness
and darkness the right hand of light.
Two are one, life and death, lying
together like lovers in kemmer,
like hands joined together,
like the end and the way.”
― Ursula K. Le Guin

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A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd
take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said,
'And if I had All the wine in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down..
Janette, the elderly organist, stood very cautiously and announced
with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
let us sing Hymn #365,
'Shall We Gather at the River.'
Keep spreading the Cheer.
See you at the river!















A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."
"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!!

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THE NEW TYGART FLYER::::::::
This wilderness excursion features mountain grades, an “S” curve tunnel, a high bridge and miles of unspoiled mountain views. Vintage diesel-powered locomotives climb along the cascading Shavers Fork of the Cheat River to the High Falls of Cheat. Enjoy the view relaxing aboard our comfortable climate controlled passenger coaches. READ MORE



Linda and I recommend..... 
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As always .... HAVE A GREAT DAY

P.S. We staid in Elkins, West Virginia and really enjoyed 

The Gandy Dancer Theatre

Sunday, October 17, 2021

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL......WISDOM OF CHICKENS & PRESIDENTS....The Fairfield County Fair..... Friendship is everything.... ANIMALS

 

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Enjoy::: One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'

The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The politician was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen politician lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
As Ronald Reagan said:
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!

Always Wanted to Know Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I’ve been told by my many sources, good sources – they’re very good sources – that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it’s a really good road. It’s a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the…thing in the…you know the rest.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

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“Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.”
“Almost dead yesterday, maybe dead tomorrow, but alive, gloriously alive, today.”
“The oak fought the wind and was broken, the willow bent when it must and survived.”
“Run when you have to, fight when you must, rest when you can.”
“Better to have one woman on your side than ten men.”
“Sometimes, pain is all that lets you know you're alive.”
― Robert Jordan

“I am so far from being a pessimist...on the contrary, in spite of my scars, I am tickled to death at life.”
“Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.”
"God gave us mouths that close and ears that don't... that should tell us something."
“Man is born broken. He lives by mending. The grace of God is glue.”
"We fought so long against small things that we became small ourselves."
“It's a great game - the pursuit of happiness.”
― Eugene O'Neill

“Great men are not born great, they grow great.”
“Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.”
“A friend should always underestimate your virtues and an enemy overestimate your faults.”
“The lawyer with the briefcase can steal more money than the man with the gun.”
Friendship is everything. Friendship is more than talent. It is more than the government. It is almost the equal of family."
“I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.”
― Mario Puzo

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Linda says, " How do you like my ride?"



At The Fairfield County Fair 2021


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