Thursday, February 11, 2016

The Amish Boy & The Blonde

DSC_0041 A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall.  They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

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The boy  asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it  is.'

AMISH2 While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a  button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

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They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

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The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....

'Go get your Mother'……………………..

AMISHBUGGY  Have a great day……………..MQTlogoa

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3 comments:

Spare Parts and Pics said...

LOL! Good one!!

Hootin Anni said...

This is funny!!!

GreenComotion said...

LOL!