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There was once a country boy who hated using the
outhouse because it was hot in the summer and freezing in the winter...plus it
stank all the time. The outhouse was situated on the bank of a creek and the
boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek. So one
day after a spring rain the creek was swollen so the little boy decided today
was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. He got a large stick and
started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
Knowing this meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied,
"Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it,
son?" The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad,
I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and
didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's
father wasn't in that cherry tree."