"Nobody stands taller than those willing to stand corrected."
"When articulation is impossible, gesticulation comes to the rescue."
"A dependent clause is like a dependent child: incapable of standing on its own but able to cause a lot of trouble."
"A man who lies, thinking it is the truth, is an honest man, and a man who tells the truth, believing it to be a lie, is a liar."
“Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.”
“The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.”
"Last, but not least, avoid clichés like the plague."
― William Safire
That's All Folks Joe Todd