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Joke For Today:::  In the old west a cowboy was riding his horse looking for stray cattle when he came upon a rattlesnake warming himself in the sun on the trail. The horse spooked and reared up and the cowboy drew his six shooter to shoot the snake. “Hold on!” said the snake. “I am an enchanted rattlesnake. If you let me live, I will grant you three wishes.” The cowboy decided to take a chance. He said, “Ok, first, I’d like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I’d like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally I would like sexual equipment comparable to that of my horse here.” “Alright,” said the rattlesnake. “When you get back to the bunk house, your three wishes will come true.” The cowboy took off back to the bunkhouse as fast as his horse would go. Upon arrival, he runs inside to look in the mirror. Sure enough, the face of Clark Gable was staring back at him. He rips off his shirt to reveal a muscular body like that of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Lastly he undoes his belt buck to find a real surprise. “Crap!! I was riding the mare!”

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Today's Quote::: "The painting rises from the brushstrokes as a poem rises from the words. The meaning comes later."

"You can look at a picture for a week and never think of it again. You can also look at the picture for a second and think of it all your life."

"If you have any notion of where you are going, you will never get anywhere."

"To gain freedom is to gain simplicity."

"I try to apply colors like words that shape poems, like notes that shape music."

"The works must be conceived with fire in the soul but executed with clinical coolness."

- Joan Miro

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