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One of the most unifying songs ever written and performed.
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A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies. The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentuckey huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?”
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?”
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from?
“The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”
A non medical student attended a Medical exam by mistake. See his answers...
1. Antibody - One who hates his body .
2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure.
3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .
4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .
5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .
6. Genes - Blue Denim.
7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work .
8. Liposuction - A French Kiss .
9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound that is above human hearing capacity, such as wife's talk.
10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards .....
11. Dyspepsia : difficulty in drinking pepsi.
12.Chicken Pox- A Non-Veg. continental dish.
13.CT Scan: Test for identifying person's
city
14.Radiology- the study of how Radio works
15.Parotitis : information about the parrots.
ULTIMATE-------!!!!!!
16. Urology: the study of european people.......
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Today's Quotes:::“Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.”
“The noblest search is the search for excellence”
“You know, doing what is right is easy. The problem is knowing what is right.”
“If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read 'President Can't Swim.'”
― Lyndon B. Johnson
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Hope Everyone Has A Great Day......Joe Todd reporting from Kilimanjaro Safaris a safari attraction at Disney's Animal Kingdom on the Walt Disney World Resort property in Lake Buena Vista, Florida.
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