Tuesday, August 24, 2021

Why Potty Training Is Like A Ketchup Bottle..... When To Talk.... MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES & #TRAVEL... Buffalo Bill Center Of The West



A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every ten seconds or so he puts the book down, grips on to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand. His mother says, “Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while…”
Billy says, “I'm fine, Mommy…i just haven't gone 'doodoo' yet."
Mother says, “ Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
Billy says, “ Works for ketchup."

What do you get when you mix poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A: A rash of good luck.

My son is the manager of a glass and window company and advertised in the paper for experienced glaziers. Since a good glass man is hard to find, he was pleased when a man who called about the job said he had over 20 years of experience. "Where have you worked as a glazier?" my son asked. the man replied, "Dunkin' Donuts."


Today's Quotes:::“I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.”
“I am not sure that I exist, actually. I am all the writers that I have read, all the people that I have met, all the women that I have loved; all the cities I have visited.”
“Let others pride themselves about how many pages they have written; I'd rather boast about the ones I've read.”
“The mind was dreaming. The world was its dream.”
“So plant your own gardens and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.”
“Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.
“Life itself is a quotation.”
― Jorge Luis Borges


Have A Great Day... If you are ever in the area the Buffalo Bill Center Of The West Is A Must See....

1 comment:

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

I like the wisdom quotes Joe. Where is the Buffalo Bill Center? (I'll ask Mr Google as soon as I send this comment.) Thank you for the Birthday wishes (and for visiting mine).