Gratitude is the Streetcar to a Better Attitude…..

 Your “Quality Time” tweet of the day……

Voodoo Dolls of Your Boss Could Improve Productivity https://t.co/kWVhEw2qCy

— JOE TODD (@MYQUALITYTIME) March 11, 2018

Today’s Photos are brought to you by: Wheels Through Time Museum

Today’s Thoughts:::::

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.

“200mph, no hands. Damn that’d be cool... right up to the part where you die.” – A. Duthie

“Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls.” – Stirling Moss

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.

Seen on a motorcycle’s rearviews:
“Warning: objects seen in mirror are disappearing rapidly”

Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn’t get real interesting until about 150. 

Read a lot more:: CLICK

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Want a good “Bike” story??? Check this out:

Ice road adventurer: Riding Canada's far north in winter https://t.co/1XAEWdM6P7 via @RevZilla

— JOE TODD (@MYQUALITYTIME) March 11, 2018

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As always have a great “quality time” day.

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Happiness Is An Inside Job

Quality Time Tweets::

Woman wins Keys conch-blowing contest; accepts proposal - ABC News - https://t.co/RHBve7eUvM via @ABC

— JOE TODD (@MYQUALITYTIME) March 9, 2018

Watch The 56th annual Conch Shell Blowing Contest https://t.co/bgfyQ6WYVT via @YouTube

— JOE TODD (@MYQUALITYTIME) March 9, 2018

Today’s Photos are brought to you by Key West, Florida::::

Duval Street Webcam……………..

The Ernest Hemingway Home and Museum is home to approximately 40-50 polydactyl (six-toed) cats.

 

Key West Museum Of Art and History…

Today’s Thoughts attributed to E. Hemingway

• A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
• All things truly wicked start from an innocence.
• Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
• As you get older it is harder to have heroes, but it is sort of necessary.
• Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend the functioning of the imagination.
• Decadence is a difficult word to use since it has become little more than a term of abuse applied by critics to anything they do not yet understand or which seems to differ from their moral concepts.
• Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle.
• Don't you like to write letters. I do because it's such a swell way to keep from working and yet feel you've done something.
• Here is the piece. If you can't say fornicate can you say copulate or if not that can you say co-habit? If not that would have to say consummate I suppose. Use your own good taste and judgment.
• I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another's company and aid in consultation. A doctor who cannot take out your appendix properly will recommend you to a doctor who will be unable to remove your tonsils with success.
• I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can.
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Wear The World As A Loose Garment

Today’s Quality Time Tweet:

Rare And Thought-Provoking Historical Photographs https://t.co/xd28vxUcox via @_90skidsonly

— JOE TODD (@MYQUALITYTIME) March 8, 2018

Today’s photos are brought to you by:: Colonial Williamsburg

Thought provoking or funny?? You tell me:::

THIS IS HOW IT STARTED:: 

Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.

He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.  On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area".
The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional.  And besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way."  So he continued on his way. However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky.  The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition. Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the professional. Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster. The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting.  I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.  So the king hired the donkey. And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions.

And the practice is unbroken to this date..

Someone  was not behaving:::

As always have a Great Quality Time Day…..

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