Saturday, February 06, 2021

Question: Do you Eat Pizza For Breakfast? ( Hot or Cold )


“You can tell the size of a man by the size of the thing that makes him mad.”
“In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.”
“What counts is not the years in your life but the life in your years.”
“Man is a strange animal, he doesn't like to read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it.”
“Patriotism is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.”
“It is often easier to fight for one’s principles than it is to live up to them.”
― Adlai E. Stevenson II

Survey from Facebook friends::: Majority of people will eat pizza for breakfast. Most prefer to eat it cold.... Thanks J.T.

Friday, February 05, 2021

Balance Sheet Of Life When Living With A Space Laser


Proper Use Of A Space Laser

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That's All Folks... J.T.

Thursday, February 04, 2021

“We must not wish for the disappearance of our troubles but for the grace to transform them.”

 “We must not wish for the disappearance of our troubles but for the grace to transform them.”

“Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity.”
“If we look down into ourselves, we find that we possess exactly what we desire.”
“Human beings are so made that the ones who do the crushing feel nothing; it is the person crushed who feels what is happening. Unless one has placed oneself on the side of the oppressed, to feel with them, one cannot understand.”
“Compassion directed toward oneself is true humility.”
“Imagination and fiction make up more than three quarters of our real life.”
― Simone Weil

Wednesday, February 03, 2021

“Paid in full with one glass of milk” & A Few Train Photos


One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a glass of water.

She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, “How much do I owe you?”

“You don’t owe me anything,” she replied. “Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness.”

He said, “Then I thank you from my heart.” And he left.

Years later the young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. He did his best to save her life and gave his special attention to the case.

After a long struggle, the battle was won. The final bill from Dr. Kelly was sent to the woman’s room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she had a look, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She read these words …

“Paid in full with one glass of milk”

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel drive vehicles.” “She did,” he replied, “but where was I going to find a fake Jeep.”


Have A Great Day... Joe Todd

Tuesday, February 02, 2021

Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable.”


Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said, “Electricians are the best because everything inside is color coded.” The second surgeon says, “No, I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.” The third surgeon shut them all up when he said, “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable.”


That's All Folks... J.T

Monday, February 01, 2021

Theme Song For Marjorie Taylor Greene


A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the back yard.

The taxi arrives, and they open the front door to leave. Suddenly the cat they put out scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in there because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes back in. The cat runs upstairs, with the man in hot pursuit.
The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid hag was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!
The cab driver hit a parked car.

"A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives."
"I'm not concerned with your liking or disliking me... All I ask is that you respect me as a human being."
"Life is not a spectator sport. If you're going to spend your whole life in the grandstand just watching what goes on, in my opinion you're wasting your life."
"Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead."
"There's not an American in this country free until every one of us is free."
"This ain't fun. But you watch me, I'll get it done."
- Jackie Robinson

That Was Fun......

Have A Great Day J.T.
ok one more:::

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."

I Be Bad