Wednesday, March 24, 2021

A DRUNKEN MAN STAGGERS INTO A CATHOLIC CHURCH

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Today's Quotes::: "The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life."

"Have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful."
"I am going your way, so let us go hand in hand. You help me and I'll help you. We shall not be here very long...so let us help one another while we may."
"The past is not dead, it is living in us, and will be alive in the future which we are now helping to make."
"Simplicity of life, even the barest, is not a misery, but the very foundation of refinement."
-William Morris


  A drunken man staggers into a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The priest coughs to attract his attention, but the man says nothing. The priest knocks on the wall three times in an attempt to get the man to speak. Finally, the drunk replies: “No use knockin’ mate. There’s no paper in this one either.”

"An Inspector Calls" is a 2015 British thriller . Different and enjoyed watching.













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Have A Great Day J.T.





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"Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing." & FUNNIEST JOKE I EVER HEARD

 


News Flash::: Biden tripped going up the stairs? Cool. Wake me up when he tries to change the path of a hurricane with a Sharpie.


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Today's Quotes::: "Science does not have a moral dimension. It is like a knife. If you give it to a surgeon or a murderer, each will use it differently."

"My experiences with science led me to God. They challenge science to prove the existence of God. But must we really light a candle to see the sun?"
"I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution."
"Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing."
"Science and religion are not antagonists. On the contrary, they are sisters. While science tries to learn more about the creation, religion tries to better understand the Creator. While through science man tries to harness the forces of nature around him, through religion he tries to harness the force of nature within him."
-Wernher von Braun
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That's All Folks.. Have A Great Day.... J.T.

Monday, March 22, 2021

Happy Birthday Louis L'Amour

 

Durango's Strater Hotel, Western History since 1887,Author Louis L'Amour,The Sacketts







Todays' Quotes

    “Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on.”

“Once you have read a book you care about, some part of it is always with you.”
“Victory is won not in miles but in inches. Win a little now, hold your ground, and later, win a little more.”
“The trail is the thing, not the end of the trail. Travel too fast, and you miss all you are traveling for.”
“There will come a time when you believe everything is finished; that will be the beginning.”
"Too often I would hear men boast of the miles covered that day, rarely of what they had seen."
― Louis L'Amour was an American novelist and short-story writer. His books consisted primarily of Western novels; however, he also wrote historical fiction, science fiction, non-fiction, as well as poetry and short-story collections. Many of his stories were made into films. 
Born: March 22, 1908, Jamestown, ND Click
Died: June 10, 1988, Los Angeles, CA
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That's All Folks.. Keep Your Gun In It's Holster and Have A Great Day 


Sunday, March 21, 2021

THIS MY QUALITY TIME BLOG POST IS ONLY MARGARINALLY FUNNY...WISDOM JOKES AND MORE

 NEWS YOU CAN USE:::::  TheBest Netflix Shows That Are Rarely Mentioned


Today's Quotes:: “Compromise, if not the spice of life, is its solidity. It is what makes nations great and marriages happy.”

“A bit of trash now and then is good for the severest reader. It provides the necessary roughage in the literary diet.”
“A mother's hardest to forgive.
Life is the fruit she longs to hand you
Ripe on a plate. And while you live,
Relentlessly she understands you.”
“Words may sting, but silence is what breaks the heart.”
"How happy is the Optimist,
To whom life shows its sunny side.
His horse may lose, his ship may list,
But he always sees the funny side."
― Phyllis McGinley
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HAVE A GREAT DAY   J.T.










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Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications.

Saturday, March 20, 2021

THERE ARE THREE WAYS TO ULTIMATE SUCCESS::: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE?? ( WISDOM & JOKES AT MY QUALITY TIME BLOG )

 News You Can Use:: Watched last night.. A pretty good movie. The Dig is a 2021 British drama film directed by Simon Stone, based on the 2007 novel of the same name by John Preston. Slow and graceful, plus the added benefit of being based on a true story.





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Today's Quotes “When I say it's you I like, I'm talking about that part of you that knows that life is far more than anything you can ever see or hear or touch. That deep part of you that allows you to stand for those things without which humankind cannot survive. Love that conquers hate, peace that rises triumphant over war, and justice that proves more powerful than greed.”
“Love isn't a state of perfect caring. It is an active noun like struggle. To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.”
“Often when you think you're at the end of something, you're at the beginning of something else.”
“The greatest gift you ever give is your honest self.”
“Little by little we human beings are confronted with situations that give us more and more clues that we are not perfect. ”
“There are three ways to ultimate success:
The first way is to be kind.
The second way is to be kind.
The third way is to be kind.”
― Fred Rogers
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What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.



























Have A Great Day J.T.


I begged my dad to explain what an eclipse was. But he said no sun.
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Friday, March 19, 2021

THE JOLLY REAPER VS. THE WHITE WITCH & TWO TRAVELING ANGELS ( CATS & DOGS )

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Today's Quotes::: "Many people consider the things government does for them to be social progress but they regard the things government does for others as socialism."

"We are now at the point where we must decide whether we are to honour the concept of a plural society which gains strength through diversity, or whether we are to have bitter fragmentation that will result in perpetual tension and strife."
"The old Court you and I served so long will not be worthy of its traditions if Nixon can twist, turn and fashion. If Nixon gets away with that, then Nixon makes the law as he goes along - not the Congress nor the courts."
"In these days, it is doubtful that any child may reasonably be expected to succeed in life if he is denied the opportunity of an education."
"It is doubtful that Congress would pass the Bill of Rights if it were introduced today."
"To get what you want, STOP doing what isn't working."
- Earl Warren



The White Witch

James Weldon Johnson - 1871-1938

 

O brothers mine, take care! Take care!

The great white witch rides out to-night.

Trust not your prowess nor your strength,

Your only safety lies in flight;

For in her glance there is a snare,

And in her smile there is a blight.

The great white witch you have not seen?

Then, younger brothers mine, forsooth,

Like nursery children you have looked

For ancient hag and snaggle-tooth;

But no, not so; the witch appears

In all the glowing charms of youth.

Her lips are like carnations, red,

Her face like new-born lilies, fair,

Her eyes like ocean waters, blue,

She moves with subtle grace and air,

And all about her head there floats

The golden glory of her hair.

But though she always thus appears

In form of youth and mood of mirth,

Unnumbered centuries are hers,

The infant planets saw her birth;

The child of throbbing Life is she,

Twin sister to the greedy earth.

 And back behind those smiling lips,

And down within those laughing eyes,

And underneath the soft caress

Of hand and voice and purring sighs,

The shadow of the panther lurks,

The spirit of the vampire lies.

For I have seen the great white witch,

And she has led me to her lair,

And I have kissed her red, red lips

And cruel face so white and fair;

Around me she has twined her arms,

And bound me with her yellow hair.

 I felt those red lips burn and sear

My body like a living coal;

Obeyed the power of those eyes

As the needle trembles to the pole;

And did not care although I felt

The strength go ebbing from my soul.

Oh! she has seen your strong young limbs,

And heard your laughter loud and gay,

And in your voices she has caught

The echo of a far-off day,

When man was closer to the earth;

And she has marked you for her prey.

 She feels the old Antaean strength

In you, the great dynamic beat

Of primal passions, and she sees

In you the last besieged retreat

Of love relentless, lusty, fierce,

Love pain-ecstatic, cruel-sweet.

 O, brothers mine, take care! Take care!

The great white witch rides out to-night.

O, younger brothers mine, beware!

Look not upon her beauty bright;

For in her glance there is a snare,

And in her smile there is a blight.






















































































































WITCHES,ANGELS,DOGS,CATS, & THE JOLLY REAPER... WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?   HAVE A GREAT DAY.. J.T.
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In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered.

An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"

"He is, but tell me, do you need him as the sheriff or the vet?" the wife asked.

"Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it!"

Today's Thought============================

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.
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