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Today's Quotes::: “Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.”
“You're never as good as you think you are when you win; and you're never as bad as you feel when you lose.”
“If you're not getting better you're getting worse.”
“Publicity is like poison. It doesn't hurt unless you swallow it.”
“The will to win is important, but the will to prepare to win is vital.”
“Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things.”
― Joe Paterno
#WISDOM #JOKES #TRAVEL
Jerry walks into the lingerie department of Macy’s and tells the sales lady, “I would like a Southern Baptist bra for my wife, size - 34B.”
With a quizzical look, the sales lady asks, “What kind of bra?”
He repeats, “A Southern Baptist bra. My wife said to tell you that she wanted a Southern Baptist bra and that you'd know what she wanted.”
“Oh, yes, now I understand,” says the sales lady. “We don’t get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra.”
Confused,and a little flustered, Jerry asks, “So, what are the differences?”
The sales lady responds. “It’s really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army bra lifts the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright.”
He muses on that information for a minute and says, “Hmm. I know I’ll regret asking, but what does the Southern Baptist bra do?”
“Ah,” she replied, “the Southern Baptist bra makes mountains out of molehills!”
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