Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Bad Golf Jokes & A Few Photos

An OUR WORLD TUESDAY post from Lancaster,Ohio

Great Golf Book:: This great golf book gives valuable playing tips and insider information. I'm hopeful you find this a useful tool to help you enjoy your game that much more!


Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker


Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings


And the Club House (NOT) but close by:::::::


Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod
Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th...

Chapter 13 - Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight
Chapter 14 - When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome
Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee
Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 17 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 18- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique
Chapter 19 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?

Don’t Forget

Chapter 20 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 Tip, but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender.

  Joe Todd says, “Watch Out and make sure to check out OUR WORLD TUESDAY


Lona said...

Okay Joe I can see you are chomping at the bit to get out there and hit a few. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Nice captures.

Joyful said...

I'm not a golfer but I always find the golf courses set in such beauty.