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Friday, February 10, 2012

I Double-Dog-Dare-Ya!

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Bookmark and Share The message today: Learn to love the pricks in our life
Joe Todd reporting from Lancaster,Ohio. A My quality time post

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Today is Friday, Feb. 10, the 41st day of 2012. There are 325 days left in the year.

Today's Highlight in History:

On Feb. 10, 1962, the Soviet Union exchanged captured American U-2 pilot Francis Gary Powers for Rudolf Abel, a Soviet spy held by the United States. In 1998, newly declassified information revealed that Powers’ mission had been a joint USAF/CIA operation. In 2000, on the 40th anniversary of the U-2 Incident, his family was presented his posthumously awarded Prisoner of War Medal, Distinguished Flying Cross, and National Defense Service Medal. In addition, CIA Director George Tenet authorized Powers to posthumously receive the CIA's coveted Director's Medal for extreme fidelity and extraordinary courage in the line of duty.[11] He was awarded the CIA's Intelligence Star in 1963 after his return

The message today: Learn to love the pricks in our life
Joe Todd reporting from Lancaster,Ohio. A My quality time post

2 comments:

Tony Letts said...

Some lovely stuff there - am borrowing one :)

diane b said...

Some good ones here.