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Friday, February 03, 2012

Seniors No Best, and News that May or May not be Seditious Assorted Nonsense

Senior’s No Best and News that May or May not be Seditious. A calculating My Quality Time Post from Lancaster,Ohio (WEEK IN REVIEW)

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Be warned: AL-GEBRA MOVEMENT
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not i...dentify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y'

and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are three sides to every triangle'.
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Barack Hussein Obama said, 'If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.' White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.
It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow……………………………………………………………….

If the above is not enough to worry about then how about this: Facebook IPO Is US Intel Operation?

There is a group of impossibly wealthy families, in our view − a power elite initially based in the City of London − that controls central banking around the world. This handful of families uses trillions in cash flow to aid in the construction of what is popularly known as the New World Order. Facebook, from what we can tell, is a kind of false flag intended to gather huge numbers of users in an environment that will be – at least gently – pro-globalist. Or at least useful to the globalist agenda.READ THE WHOLE STORY……………………………

Change Of Pace::::::

Country magazine

America's Soda Pop History, Part II: In our quest to find Vernor's Ginger Ale we found instead Stewart's Fountain Classics (their Black Cherry is made from an old-fashioned cordial brought to America in the '40s!). Yum!! Learn more about Ohio schoolteacher Frank Stewart's legacy to develop the world's best tasting soda. Do you have a favorite soda brand or flavor?

Stewart's Beverages – History  www.drinkstewarts.com ………………………………………

COLUMBUS -- A class of prescription painkillers has saddled too many young adults in Ohio with addiction.

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Robert Ariail

www.usdebt.kleptocracy.us The reported US debt was recorded as $15,170,600,000,000 as of 1/1/12. The entire Gross Domestic Product for the US as of 12/31/11 is $15,064,816,000,000 or in other words, we now owe more than an entire years GDP. But that is not the true national debt. If you add in unfunded Medicare, Prescription Drugs, Social Security, Military retirement and Civil Servant pensions, the true deficit is $114.5 trillion!!!!! Expect ever growing deficits regardless of who is in office. Further, when they start being forced to cut entitlements, the sh*t will hit the fan!!! That's why we need a blue ribbon bipartisan committee to come up with hard fixes that are binding!

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Has “Buster” gone pink??  why only a “RIGHT” breast can be screened for cancer.OR Komen pink slips planned parenthood. 

No more breast cancer screenings at Planned Parenthood thanks to GOP activists? No problem, Fox & Friends reminds us: get thee, po’folk, to Walgreens.COLBERT REPORT

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Ok then how about an explanation of the economy those good old AA bonds.

 The $2.99 Special
“We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. 'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.' 'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her. 'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously. 'YES!' stated the waitress. 'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake. DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! WE'VE been around the block more than once!  You Know there shouldn’t be any Seniors::According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived.Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors!
We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. You get the idea..”

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 This is a fun 'test'...AND kind of spooky at the same time! Give it a try. No need to write the answers down.

Start: How much is: 15 + 6 ,3 + 56 ,89 + 2
12 + 53 ,75 + 26 ,
25 + 52 ,
I know! Calculations are hard work,
But it's nearly over..
Come on, one more! .....123 + 5

QUICK! THINK ABOUT
A COLOR AND A TOOL! At the end of the post I’ll tell what color and tool you chose……………………………………………………

 

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Texting for Seniors:: ATD - At the Doctor's, BFF - Best Friends Funeral ,· BTW - Bring the Wheelchair ,· BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth , CBM - Covered by Medicare , CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center , DWI - Driving While Incontinent , FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers , FWIW - Forgot Where I Was , FYI - Found Your Insulin , GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low .

Tony Auth

 

Testing Politicians for Drugs. Supreme Court Says No Maybe this will happen to our trusted servants if they aren’t to busy eating and sleeping. LOL

Let's Live Nice

Let's Live Nice

  “Thanks for stopping by and have a great day.. Oh yes the answer to the quiz:

You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?
If this is not your answer,

You are among 2% of people who have
A different, if not abnormal, mind. (like me)98% of the folks would answer a
Red hammer while doing this exercise. If you do not believe this

Bookmark and ShareThanks to all my Facebook friends,The Wikis,and emails from my friends for most of this material.  “In law, sedition is overt conduct, such as speech and organization, that is deemed by the legal authority to tend toward insurrection against the established order.”

(WEEK IN REVIEW)
Ken Catalino

2 comments:

Joe Todd said...

The remote server returned an error: (403) Forbidden. for real had to edit post. Had to remove one photo ( one that was really nine) go figure.. I'll try and put the photo on side bar.. It is of "Tomato Guy"

Joe Todd said...

UpDate: The Susan G. Komen Board of Directors reverses their decision to pull funding from Planned Parenthood.