She gave him a sexy little smile

"Have you ever seen twenty dollars

all crumpled up?", a woman asked her husband.
"No", he said.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down into the cleavage

created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty.
He took the crumpled twenty from her and smiled approvingly.
"Have you ever seen fifty dollars

all crumpled up?", she asked.
"Uh...no, I haven't", he said with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties

and pulled out a crumpled fifty.
He took the crumpled fifty and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now", she said, "Have you ever seen $10,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No way", he said while, obviously becoming even more excited.

 "Well, go look in the garage!

It wasn’t the best of days LOL..Into each life a little rain will fall.. This time a sheet of black ice was the culprit….

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She gave him a sexy little smile