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Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Little Joey & the Priest

PRIEST

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'..
The priest asks ,Is that you, little Joey?
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Joey, I sure will find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
' Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Joey Pagano, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Frankie slides over whispering 'What'd you get?'
Joey replies, "4 months vacation and 4 good leads"

fourgirls

Just Got The News….

jtf

I Didn’t Get Hired.. I Guess I Was Just To Honest

Job Interview:

Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

Joe Todd: "My honesty."


Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is necessarily a weakness."


Joe Todd: "I don't really give a shit what you think."

OLDMAN Have a great day….

2 comments:

Spare Parts and Pics said...

Got a good laugh out of this post, Joe. Thanks!

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

I showed this to Bill....he thought it was funnier than I did! I think he wished he'd thought of it back all those years ago. I say, too late fella! ;))))