Saturday, May 31, 2014

Sunday Sermon at My Quality Time

MQTlogoa A passage from “My Utmost For His Highest” by Oswald Chambers.

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JesusQUESTION & ANSWER TIME:::::::::::

Q.. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?

A.. Ruthless.

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Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?

A.. German Shepherds.

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Q.. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A.. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

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Q.. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

A.. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

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Q... Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A.. Samson. He brought the house down.

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Q. Which Bible character had no parents?

A.. Joshua, son of Nun.

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and last but not least

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Q.. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?

A.. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

MQTlogoa Sunday Sermon at My Quality Time..A passage from “My Utmost For His Highest” by Oswald Chambers.

2 comments:

Snowy said...

I see that I'm missing out by not going to church.

Joe Todd said...

Snow good to hear from you.. though this "sermon" has nothing to do with going to church.