MY QUALITY TIME: Merry Christmas

Monday, December 25, 2017

Merry Christmas

Hope You Have A Quality Time Christmas…..

Short Winter Jokes
Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids!
Q: What's an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
A: Because he thought his wife was a flake
Q: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?
A: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.