Friday, February 03, 2012

Seniors No Best, and News that May or May not be Seditious Assorted Nonsense

Senior’s No Best and News that May or May not be Seditious. A calculating My Quality Time Post from Lancaster,Ohio (WEEK IN REVIEW)

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Be warned: AL-GEBRA MOVEMENT
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not i...dentify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y'

and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are three sides to every triangle'.
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Barack Hussein Obama said, 'If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.' White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.
It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow……………………………………………………………….

If the above is not enough to worry about then how about this: Facebook IPO Is US Intel Operation?

There is a group of impossibly wealthy families, in our view − a power elite initially based in the City of London − that controls central banking around the world. This handful of families uses trillions in cash flow to aid in the construction of what is popularly known as the New World Order. Facebook, from what we can tell, is a kind of false flag intended to gather huge numbers of users in an environment that will be – at least gently – pro-globalist. Or at least useful to the globalist agenda.READ THE WHOLE STORY……………………………

Change Of Pace::::::

Country magazine

America's Soda Pop History, Part II: In our quest to find Vernor's Ginger Ale we found instead Stewart's Fountain Classics (their Black Cherry is made from an old-fashioned cordial brought to America in the '40s!). Yum!! Learn more about Ohio schoolteacher Frank Stewart's legacy to develop the world's best tasting soda. Do you have a favorite soda brand or flavor?

Stewart's Beverages – History  www.drinkstewarts.com ………………………………………

COLUMBUS -- A class of prescription painkillers has saddled too many young adults in Ohio with addiction.

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Robert Ariail

www.usdebt.kleptocracy.us The reported US debt was recorded as $15,170,600,000,000 as of 1/1/12. The entire Gross Domestic Product for the US as of 12/31/11 is $15,064,816,000,000 or in other words, we now owe more than an entire years GDP. But that is not the true national debt. If you add in unfunded Medicare, Prescription Drugs, Social Security, Military retirement and Civil Servant pensions, the true deficit is $114.5 trillion!!!!! Expect ever growing deficits regardless of who is in office. Further, when they start being forced to cut entitlements, the sh*t will hit the fan!!! That's why we need a blue ribbon bipartisan committee to come up with hard fixes that are binding!

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Has “Buster” gone pink??  why only a “RIGHT” breast can be screened for cancer.OR Komen pink slips planned parenthood. 

No more breast cancer screenings at Planned Parenthood thanks to GOP activists? No problem, Fox & Friends reminds us: get thee, po’folk, to Walgreens.COLBERT REPORT

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Ok then how about an explanation of the economy those good old AA bonds.

 The $2.99 Special
“We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. 'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.' 'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her. 'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously. 'YES!' stated the waitress. 'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake. DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! WE'VE been around the block more than once!  You Know there shouldn’t be any Seniors::According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived.Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors!
We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. You get the idea..”

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 This is a fun 'test'...AND kind of spooky at the same time! Give it a try. No need to write the answers down.

Start: How much is: 15 + 6 ,3 + 56 ,89 + 2
12 + 53 ,75 + 26 ,
25 + 52 ,
I know! Calculations are hard work,
But it's nearly over..
Come on, one more! .....123 + 5

QUICK! THINK ABOUT
A COLOR AND A TOOL! At the end of the post I’ll tell what color and tool you chose……………………………………………………

 

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Texting for Seniors:: ATD - At the Doctor's, BFF - Best Friends Funeral ,· BTW - Bring the Wheelchair ,· BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth , CBM - Covered by Medicare , CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center , DWI - Driving While Incontinent , FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers , FWIW - Forgot Where I Was , FYI - Found Your Insulin , GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low .

Tony Auth

 

Testing Politicians for Drugs. Supreme Court Says No Maybe this will happen to our trusted servants if they aren’t to busy eating and sleeping. LOL

Let's Live Nice

Let's Live Nice

  “Thanks for stopping by and have a great day.. Oh yes the answer to the quiz:

You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?
If this is not your answer,

You are among 2% of people who have
A different, if not abnormal, mind. (like me)98% of the folks would answer a
Red hammer while doing this exercise. If you do not believe this

Bookmark and ShareThanks to all my Facebook friends,The Wikis,and emails from my friends for most of this material.  “In law, sedition is overt conduct, such as speech and organization, that is deemed by the legal authority to tend toward insurrection against the established order.”

(WEEK IN REVIEW)
Ken Catalino

Thursday, February 02, 2012

SkyWatch Friday in Lancaster,Ohio 2/3/2012

SkyWatch Friday in Lancaster,Ohio

We actually had some nice skies in Ohio this week. Photos taken from the back deck.I even had the chance to play golf the last couple days. LOL

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Oh long and dark the stairs I trod,
with stumbling feet to find my God,

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Gaining a foothold bit by bit
Then slipping back and losing it.

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There came a certain time when I
Loosened my hold and fell thereby,

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Down to the lowest step my fall
As if I had not climbed at all.

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And as I lay despairing there,
there came a footfall on the stairs

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And 'lo' when hope had ceased to be
My God came down the stairs to me.

The Stairs: Author Unknown :::::::::

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100_5964 Thanks for stopping by. Joe Todd says You might enjoy: Graffiti Art  The genius of some people or Walk among the shipwrecks on the bottom of the sea
 

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

MidWeek Rants

The Link for:: “Sex with a new person is like starting a new job with a really weird interview,” is hidden in the post.

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TAKE THIS: 1. Habitat for Humanity warns of foreclosures

                  2. Soros Warns of ‘Riots,‘ ’Brutal’ Clampdowns & Possible Total Economic Collapse

                 3. This guy is pissed::The Angry Pharmacist Rants from the most trusted profession…………….

                 4. Male Consumers: Dudes, Morons Or The Next Big Thing?

Have fun with this one: http://www.drawastickman.com/

ok figure this out… then share:

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Ok, how long did it take you??

Give this a try,interesting::: Pew Research Center NEWS QUIZ…………….This is interesting. I had to guess at a couple but got lucky. 13 questions to answer takes a couple minutes nothing to buy or sign in for.  

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 Drinking at the Marriott:: Some  have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks
with some friends at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before .... I took a bus home. Sure enough I passed a police roadblock but as it was a bus they waved it past.I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it from!

Interesting Story: Country magazine According to company legend, prior to the start of the American Civil War, James Vernor, a clerk at a Detroit pharmacy, was experimenting with flavors in an attempt to duplicate a popular ginger ale imported from Dublin, Ireland. Read more about the interesting history behind America's oldest surviving soft drink here: http://tinyurl.com/7fbaba

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Good Travel Site::    US Route 89 Appreciation Society …………………………………

“Sex with a new person is like starting a new job with a really weird interview,” Jess says, lying in bed with a new BF after a failed attempt.”  Fox’s New Girl……………..Yes a TV show

Don’t go away hungry: Jack Link's Beef Jerky …………………………………………………….

Buster’s Corner “With Friends Like These”….

The Born Loser

Share even if you didn’t find it:

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THOUGHT FOR TODAY:

 

“What day is it,?" asked Pooh.
"It's today," squeaked Piglet.
"My favorite day," said Pooh.”    OR  Man with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

 

100_7400Why drive to the store when you can shop Amazon right now from your computer.Are you ready for the Big Game????

What do you think of this next one? Not all change is for the better it seems to me:

Are you an NCIS fan??

Abby's #NCIS socks and shoes today! on Twitpic Guess who is wearing these socks and shoes.Now:: Confucius Corner::

Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society. 
The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut. 
To make a long story short, don't tell it……………….

 SLIGHTLY BALMY TODAY BUT I’M GLAD YOU STOPPED BY AND YES YOU SHOULD

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TAKE THE FINAL EXAM AND THEN YOU CAN G0

KEEP THE GRAY MATTER ACTIVE

1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Answer: Johnny of course
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet. [You're not very good at this are you?]
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
8. What was the President's Name in 1975?
Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on ...]
9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
You can go back to sleep now ...