Today's Quotes::: A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new."
An old man meets a young man who asks:
Today's Quotes::: A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new."
An old man meets a young man who asks:
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TODAY'S QUOTES:: “Be grateful for what you have now. As you begin to think about all the things in your life you are grateful for, you will be amazed at the never ending thoughts that come back to you of more things to be grateful for. You have to make a start, and then the law of attraction will receive those grateful thoughts and give you more just like them.”
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Today's Quotes::: "Dream on it. Let your mind take you to places you would like to go, and then think about it and plan it and celebrate the possibilities. And don't listen to anyone who doesn't know how to dream."
“The things you own end up owning you.”
A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my own "croc!," to which the shopkeeper replied, "by all means, just watch out for those two blonde "ole boys" who are doing the same!". So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two blonde men with spears, standing still in the water. 'They must be the 'ole boys' he thought. Just at that point he noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer. Just as the beast was about to swallow him, he struck it with his spear and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where there were several laying there. Together the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed "Darn! This one doesn't have any shoes either!".
FRIENDSHIP
is a mirror to presence and a testament to forgiveness. Friendship not only
helps us see ourselves through another’s eyes, but can be sustained over the
years only with someone who has repeatedly forgiven us for our trespasses as we
must find it in ourselves to forgive them in turn. A friend knows our
difficulties and shadows and remains in sight, a companion to our
vulnerabilities more than our triumphs, when we are under the strange illusion
we do not need them. An undercurrent of real friendship is a blessing exactly
because its elemental form is rediscovered again and again through
understanding and mercy. All friendships of any length are based on a
continued, mutual forgiveness. Without tolerance and mercy all friendships die.”
Seems ages since I was last in McDonalds. On the last visit I was on a diet so I had a kid's meal. His mother was furious with me.. Thanks for the joke Tony
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Today's Quotes::: “Who you are is defined by what you’re willing to struggle for.”