DIAGNOSED WITH A.A.A.D.D.

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better even though I have it!!
I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think,
since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Pepsi a side
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Pepsi is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need water.
I put the Pepsi on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor..
So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
and I'm really tired.

THERE IS A CURE::

I HAVE TO CREDIT THE INTERNET AND EMAIL FOT THE ABOVE DESCRIPTION OF Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. I DO HAVE DAYS LIKE THAT,,,

TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY:: MY BIRTHDAY AND AS A SPECIAL TREAT FOR ALL MY FELLOW BLOGGERS; A BABY PICTURE RIGHT OUT OF MY “BABY BOOK” My sisters don’t  have there own baby books and I’ve heard about it for years.

AT BIRTH: 7 pounds 2 ounces and 19 inches long. Blonde Blue eyes, I will skip the picture of the foot prints and the picture of my bronzed baby shoes. At my first medical check up 2 months after birth I had gained 3 pounds but the major complaint was: Gas on stomach “need for frequent use of suppositories” AND NOW I KNOW WHY I HAVE A.A.A.D.D. The entries in the “baby book” stop after about 3 months so I was already becoming a P.I.A.

THANKS FOR VISITING JOE TODD

MY SATURDAY IN THE HOCKING HILLS AREA NEAR LANCASTER,OHIO

     This Saturday adventure starts in Lancaster,Ohio (my hometown) and meanders to the Hocking Hills area of Ohio. Heading S.E. on Rt. 33 our first stop is in Logan,Ohio and:

 

For a charge of about $36.00 Linda and I coasted down the hocking river in a canoe. (Linda did the paddling and I steered)  It was about a two hour trip.

The Hocking Hills Canoe Livery rents canoes (duh), Kayaks, and rafts. Notice the rafts in this picture a little partying going on. I was once that young but it has been a couple years.  They also have Cabins and private primitive campsites.

In order to get to the start point of our canoe trip ( near Enterprise,Ohio) we took the old bus.

Make sure to say Hi to Sandy the dog that sits in the front seat. After all that work steering the canoe we were hungry.. So off to Laurelville,Ohio and:

This was my first time to the Ridge Inn and was I ever impressed. My wife Linda introduced me to Jo Eaves and her husband David the owners, as we sat outside on the deck. Daniel took our order and all I can say is, the food,service and ambiance was GREAT…

   

I had the Santa Fe wrap with salad and highlander grog coffee.. Some of the salad fixins come from the garden at the back of the inn.

When we have more time we will stop in and see Jo at her shop:

If your in need of some patio chairs

Right across the street from the restaurant is:

In season this is a must stop.

One last item about The Ridge Inn Restaurant: They make there own donuts and are they good…

Laurelville,Ohio also seems to be a crossroads for motorcycle touring in the Hocking Hills

As we leave Laurelville we make a quick stop at the local park

and take a short hike along the stream..Our next stop is just a couple miles out of town ( a place we camped when they first opened back in 1997.

 

 We talked to Mike at the “Bunk House” and/or office

They offer one two and four hour trail rides and seem to be reasonably priced and of course camping is available.

Linda says we will save the trail ride for another day. Sounds good to me…

Mike says for a trail ride one must be a least seven years old. In about six months William will turn seven then all my GRAND CHILDREN  will be old enough for a trail ride and a visit to this working ranch

 That is all for today. Smiley says have a great day.

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SKYWATCH FRIDAY

Check out SKYWATCH friday for some great photos.

SUMMIT OF MOUNT WASHINGTON ON A CLEAR DAY.The mountain is located in the Presidential Range of the White Mountains, in Coos County, New Hampshire.

I HAD THREE SEPERATE DREAMS LAST NIGHT. WHAT DOES IT MEAN??

First, my dog Sam ( German shepherd now dead for more than 30 years) bit the neighbor. In real life Sam was THE BEST.

I then had to put him in a doghouse that was sitting on top of a Truck Camper at the local fishing hole

THE OLD TRUCK CAMPER

THE OLD FISHING HOLE (HOT CHICK WASN’T IN THE DREAM)

THEN SAM SPOKE TO ME AND TOLD ME HE WAS SORRY.

SECOND, Since I was at the old fishing hole I had to go fishing but the rod and reel was broken

I was trying to put a new one together but it was just to complicated. (VERY FRUSTRATING)

MOVING ON, It was time to go mountain climbing.

  Of course in real life I am in “great physical condition” Pretty good body for being almost 63 years old. The goal was to climb to the top of three successive ledges and then receive an award.

NOT THAT KIND OF LEDGES (HOT CHICK NOT IN DREAM)

Well of course I only made it  to the second ledge not the third. I didn’t get the award.

No award.. and then I woke up. I am now looking forward to my next dream.

and thanks to Smart Mouth Broad I did get an award

SO JUST FOR TODAY EVERYTHING IS OK….

FRUGAL OHIO VACATION IDEAS: AMISH COUNTRY, CLOSE TO LANCASTER,OHIO YET A WORLD AWAY

We arrived at Whispering Hills Campground on Monday and made this our “base camp”

Whispering Hills offers, a peaceful setting where beautifully wooded hills and lush, rolling farmlands come together. The area became a settlement for the Amish and their quiet, traditional values. We arrived on Monday and left on Friday thus avoiding the busier weekend. Yet Linda and I like to set up a comfortable camp:

After a “Hard Day” exploring Amish Country we would usually relax at the campground pool.

I usually try to explore a vacation destination via the internet before making the actual trip. That way I usually come up with a surprise for my wife who loves teddy bears. In this case  about three miles from the campground in Shreve, Ohio I found: The Village Bear Shop

For a little info about Teddy Bears see the picture below

TEDDY BEARS NEVER BORROW MONEY,BEAT YOU AT CHECKERS,OR EAT ALL YOUR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. THEY ARE ALWAYS READY TO GIVE YOU A HUG AND LISTEN TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS. BEST OF ALL THEY WILL NEVER EVERY TELL YOU HOW TO DRIVE. (LOL)

Well after setting up camp and visiting the Teddy Bear Store (I made a lot of points with this one) It is time to eat. We were able to stay right there in Shreve,Ohio and eat at; Des Dutch Essenhaus Restaurant Amish Cooking/ Quilts ’n Things
176 N. Market St., Shreve 44676,
330-567-2212

A couple more pictures of the countryside to finish this post.

Notice the Amish Buggy in background.

NEXT POST: LEHMAN’S HARDWARE,AN AMISH FARM AND ME IN JAIL..

TIL NEXT TIME EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT DAY.

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