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I was in Starbucks recently for a coffee and carrot muffin, when I suddenly realized I had a desperate need to fart. There were a lot of people standing around and I didn't want to give up my seat. The music was really, really loud so I timed my farts with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me! And suddenly I remembered ..................... I was listening to my iPod……….............. and how was your day?
Maxine at a much younger age. When Maxine applied to Hooters they just gave her a bra and said, "Here fill this out.”
“Defensive investors like high dividend yielding stocks and consider them as reliable options that can provide consistent returns year after year. Historically high dividend stocks outperformed the rest of the market despite being less volatile and risky than the rest of the market. Younger investors who aren't targeting 7%-plus dividend yields can especially invest in dividend stocks that are increasing earnings at higher rates. These stocks can potentially boost their dividend payments significantly as their earnings keep going up.” READ MORE My favorite is $NLY……”Annaly Capital Management Inc has a high dividend yield and high EPS growth rate. Its dividend yield is 13.56% and its EPS grew at 23.04% per year in the past five years. Annaly owns, manages, and finances a portfolio of real estate related investments.” Yes I do own $NLY and have for several years….If you are not interested in investments then::::
The Dispatch Taxes My Patience::Buster says, if anyone's trading in misleading resentment, it's the D'Bag Dispatch. ……………………………………………………………………………..
I THINK I’LL RUN FOR PRESIDENT…but first I have to learn how to bank
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“The Problem with Big Banks and the Benefits of Credit Unions Most of us require a system to save, transfer, and borrow money. Banks have traditionally offered these services, but banks have developed some big problems that harm us. Credit unions offer a less harmful solution to banking.” Read More…………………………
The cookies don't make crumbs,No need to feed the mouse cheese,You can't eat the spam. Thanks Tony……………………………………………………………………….
What do you think: Should Colonel Sanders have his own stamp?
I Wish
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Insight:
Confucius Say
A giraffe's family reunion is called "necks of kin
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall…………………….Thanks for stopping by and have a great day.COMING FROM LANCASTER,OHIO A MY QUALITY TIME POST.MISHMASH MONDAY AND ONE GREAT STOCK TIP. DON’T FORGET TO REINVEST THOSE DIVIDENDS.
Senior’s No Best and News that May or May not be Seditious. A calculating My Quality Time Post from Lancaster,Ohio (WEEK IN REVIEW)
Be warned: AL-GEBRA MOVEMENT A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not i...dentify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y'
and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are three sides to every triangle'. When asked to comment on the arrest, President Barack Hussein Obama said, 'If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.' White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow……………………………………………………………….
If the above is not enough to worry about then how about this: Facebook IPO Is US Intel Operation?
There is a group of impossibly wealthy families, in our view − a power elite initially based in the City of London − that controls central banking around the world. This handful of families uses trillions in cash flow to aid in the construction of what is popularly known as the New World Order. Facebook, from what we can tell, is a kind of false flag intended to gather huge numbers of users in an environment that will be – at least gently – pro-globalist. Or at least useful to the globalist agenda.READ THE WHOLE STORY……………………………
America's Soda Pop History, Part II: In our quest to find Vernor's Ginger Ale we found instead Stewart's Fountain Classics (their Black Cherry is made from an old-fashioned cordial brought to America in the '40s!). Yum!! Learn more about Ohio schoolteacher Frank Stewart's legacy to develop the world's best tasting soda. Do you have a favorite soda brand or flavor?
www.usdebt.kleptocracy.us The reported US debt was recorded as $15,170,600,000,000 as of 1/1/12. The entire Gross Domestic Product for the US as of 12/31/11 is $15,064,816,000,000 or in other words, we now owe more than an entire years GDP. But that is not the true national debt. If you add in unfunded Medicare, Prescription Drugs, Social Security, Military retirement and Civil Servant pensions, the true deficit is $114.5 trillion!!!!! Expect ever growing deficits regardless of who is in office. Further, when they start being forced to cut entitlements, the sh*t will hit the fan!!! That's why we need a blue ribbon bipartisan committee to come up with hard fixes that are binding!
No more breast cancer screenings at Planned Parenthood thanks to GOP activists? No problem, Fox & Friends reminds us: get thee, po’folk, to Walgreens.COLBERT REPORT
The $2.99 Special “We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. 'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.' 'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her. 'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously. 'YES!' stated the waitress. 'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake. DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! WE'VE been around the block more than once! You Know there shouldn’t be any Seniors::According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived.Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors! We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. You get the idea..”
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This is a fun 'test'...AND kind of spooky at the same time! Give it a try. No need to write the answers down.
Start: How much is: 15 + 6 ,3 + 56 ,89 + 2 12 + 53 ,75 + 26 ,25 + 52 , I know! Calculations are hard work, But it's nearly over.. Come on, one more! .....123 + 5 QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL! At the end of the post I’ll tell what color and tool you chose……………………………………………………
Texting for Seniors::ATD - At the Doctor's,BFF - Best Friends Funeral ,· BTW - Bring the Wheelchair ,· BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth , CBM - Covered by Medicare , CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center , DWI - Driving While Incontinent , FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers , FWIW - Forgot Where I Was , FYI - Found Your Insulin , GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low .
Testing Politicians for Drugs. Supreme Court Says No Maybe this will happen to our trusted servants if they aren’t to busy eating and sleeping. LOL
“Thanks for stopping by and have a great day.. Oh yes the answer to the quiz:
You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you? If this is not your answer, You are among 2% ofpeople who have A different, if not abnormal, mind. (like me)98% of the folks would answer a Red hammer while doing this exercise. If you do not believe this
Thanks to all my Facebook friends,The Wikis,and emails from my friends for most of this material. “In law, sedition is overt conduct, such as speech and organization, that is deemed by the legal authority to tend toward insurrection against the established order.”
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I was in Starbucks recently for a coffee and carrot muffin, when I suddenly realized I had a desperate need to fart. There were a lot of people standing around and I didn't want to give up my seat. The music was really, really loud so I timed my farts with the beat of the music. 
Maxine at a much younger age. When Maxine applied to Hooters they just gave her a bra and said, "Here fill this out.”
“The Problem with Big Banks and the Benefits of Credit Unions Most of us require a system to save, transfer, and borrow money. Banks have traditionally offered these services, but banks have developed some big problems that harm us. Credit unions offer a less harmful solution to banking.” Read More…………………………
I’m off to the store:::
Should Colonel Sanders have his own stamp?
I Wish
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