Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Quality Time Trivia…..

MQTlogoa QUALITY TIME TRIVIA (Thanks Charlie)

BALLS  Early aircraft throttles had a ball on the end of it.  In order to go full throttle the pilot had to push the throttle all the way forward into the wall of the instrument panel. Hence "balls to the wall"  for going very fast. And now you know the rest of the story.

ammo During WWII, U.S. Airplanes were armed with belts of bullets which they would shoot during dogfights and on strafing runs. These belts were folded into the wing compartments that fed their machine guns. These belts measure 27 feet and contained hundreds of rounds of bullets. Often times, the pilots would return from their missions having expended all of their bullets on various targets. They would say,"I gave them the whole nine yards," meaning they used up all of their ammunition.

creek Did you know the saying "God willing and the creek don't rise"  was in reference to the Creek Indians and not a body of water? It was written by Benjamin Hawkins in the late 18th century. He was a politician and Indian diplomat. While in the south, Hawkins was requested by the President of the U.S. to return to Washington . In his response, he was said to write, "God willing and the Creek don't rise." Because he capitalized the word "Creek" he was referring to the Creek Indian tribe and not a body of water.

george In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters were not based on how many people were to be painted, but by how many limbs were to be painted. Arms and legs are 'limbs,' therefore painting them would cost the buyer more. Hence the expression, 'Okay, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.' 

wig As incredible as it sounds, men and women took baths only twice a year (May and October).. Women kept their hair covered, while men shaved their heads (because of lice and bugs) and wore wigs. Wealthy men could afford good wigs made from wool. They couldn't wash the wigs, so to clean them they would carve out a loaf of bread, put the wig in the shell, and bake it for 30 minutes. The heat would make the wig big and fluffy, hence the term 'big wig'. Today we often use the term 'here comes the Big Wig' because someone appears to be or is powerful and wealthy.

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One more: bet you didn't know this!  In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannons fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon. However, how to prevent them from rolling about the deck? The best storage method devised was a square-based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on four resting on nine, which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem....how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding or rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate called a 'Monkey' with 16 round indentations. However, if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make 'Brass Monkeys.' Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled.. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannonballs would come right off the monkey; Thus, it was quite literally, 'Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.' (All this time, you thought that was an improper  expression, didn't you.)

brassmonkey Have a Quality Time day….

goodsam I’m heading to the beach LOL

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Sunday, July 27, 2014

The Grass is Two Feet Tall

MQTlogoaI’m not feeling very “funny” today, but here goes..

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One afternoon, a wealthy man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food.", The poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" The second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The wealthy man replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall!

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OLDMAN This one is for you Jeff… “He will forever be remembered for his generosity,hard work,and sense of humor.” 

JEFF1 1/30/1965…….7/26/2014

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Thursday, July 24, 2014

Precious Little Girl

MQTlogoa A Quality Time Girl For Sure.

A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart shop and asks,
in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,
or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle
bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her
hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

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"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

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Donald Duck2  At least it was a wabbit and not a duck…. Have a great day.

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Tuesday, July 22, 2014

What I Have Learned…

MQTlogoa Every day is a Quality Time Day.

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jtf1 Did you notice the big gap between age 24 and age 50? Well, those were “LOST YEARS.” Hope you have a great day and thanks for stopping by.

MQTlogoa Today I can say. “Every day is a Quality Time Day.”

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Monday, July 21, 2014

The Berkeley Plantation in the Great State of Virginia

MQTlogoa A Quality Time “Wandering” at Virginia’s most historic plantation. (Part of our trip to Williamsburg & Jamestown)

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This is the site of the first Thanksgiving, the place where "Taps" was written and played, the site of the first commercial shipyard, and many  other things. History buffs & non history buffs will enjoy.

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All of the first 10 presidents have stepped foot inside this building. President Harrison lived inside this building. A signer of the Declaration of Independence lived inside this building. (Note: entrance to the basement museum.The museum is small but worth seeing.)

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Cannon Ball from the attack by General J.B. Stuart on the Army of the Potomac 1862

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Eleven years old….and the Medal Of Honor.. WOW

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This Georgian mansion built in 1726 occupies a beautiful site overlooking the James River.

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DSC_0040 In this graveyard is buried Col. Benjamin Harrison V. Dec. 13, 1730- Apr. 24 1791. Signer of the Declaration Of Independence

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Benjamin Harrison IV built on the estate what is believed to be the oldest three-story brick mansion in Virginia and is the ancestral home to two Presidents of the United States: William Henry Harrison, his grandson, and Benjamin Harrison his great-great-grandson. READ MORE

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If visiting one needs to remember, “Berkeley Plantation is real, not a Disney recreation.”

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Linda and I did not have lunch at this tavern though we went inside and looked around.

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You may or may not know, I’m always hungry. So for lunch..

6 A great place to eat..Learn More.. The tavern is located halfway between Richmond and Williamsburg. (about 25 miles from each city)

DSC_0050 That’s all for today..This flower was growing at the plantation…

JOETODDlinda360x292 Have a great day.

MQTlogoa The Berkeley Plantation in the Great State of Virginia