Saturday, March 03, 2018

Living One Day At A time

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Not so far fetched:::

Senior Moment
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."

The other man said, "What's the name of the restaurant?"

The first man knits his brow in obvious concentration, and finally said to his companion, "Aahh, What is the name of that red flower you give to someone you love?

His friends replies, "A Carnation??"

"No. No. The other one" the man says.

His friend offers another suggestion, "The Poppy?"

"Nahhhh, growls the man. You know the one that is red and has thorns."

His friend said, "Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, Yes that's it. Thank you!" the first man says.

He then turns toward the kitchen and yells, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

100_9224 Quit horsing around and get out there and have a great day……….A Quality Time Day……..

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Friday, March 02, 2018

Easy Does but Do it…………

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Today’s Photos brought to you by Cades Cove




DSC_0299 No flooding in these photos from a few years back…….Just cooling her feet….

Breaking News:: “A sprawling subterranean city was uncovered in the popular Cades Cove area of the Great Smoky Mountains National Park early last week. The startling discovery was officially announced by the National Park Service in a press release this morning. We have summarized the findings below.”


John Oliver’s Secret Passageway

“The existence of a tunnel linking the John Oliver Cabin with the underground city is particularly intriguing to Dr. Poliferno, who has been leading the excavation team. In the press release, Poliferno explains the historical significance of the discovery:”  Read the Whole Story

easydoesit Have a great day and “Easy Does It”

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Thursday, March 01, 2018

Keep It Simple Stupid

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Shake off Your Problems

“A man’s favorite donkey falls into a deep precipice. He can’t pull it out no matter how hard he tries. He therefore decides to bury it alive.

Soil is poured onto the donkey from above. The donkey feels the load, shakes it off, and steps on it. More soil is poured.

It shakes it off and steps up. The more the load was poured, the higher it rose. By noon, the donkey was grazing in green pastures.

After much shaking off (of problems) And stepping up (learning from them), One will graze in GREEN PASTURES.”

Eye_opening_and_closing EYE HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY


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We Must be Prepared To Defend Ourselves…. PERIOD……….

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Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Young People Will Change The World

Thank You::: Actress Jennifer Lawrence says she's going to spend a year away from movie sets to help get young people engaged with politics

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Friday, December 29, 2017

Like It Or Go Away…..

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Thought For Today:: When the well dries up everyone looks for water



On Being 70 Years Old (These are Bad)

I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.

This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, “You’re kinda cute. You gotta phone number?”

I said, “Yeah, you gotta pen?”

She said, “Yeah, I got a pen”.

I said, “You better get back in it before the farmer misses you.”

Cost me 6 stitches…but,

When you’re seventy……………who cares?


I went to the drug store and told the clerk “Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.”

Lady Clerk:  "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”

I said “Nah… She’s purty good  lookin’…..”

When you’re seventy…………..who cares?


I was talking to a young woman in the VFW last night.

She said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you’d look all right.”

I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”

Cost me a fat lip, but…

When you’re seventy…………..who cares?


I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.

"Really” she said, “Go on then.. Try.”

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, “Come on, what day was I born?”

I said, “Yesterday.”

Cost me a kick in the nuts, but..

When you’re seventy……………who cares?


I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.

The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

When you’re seventy……………who cares?


I went to our VFW last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.

I said, “Good legs.”

The girl giggled and said, “Do you really think so?”

I said, “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”

Cost me 6 more stitches, but…

When you’re seventy……………who cares?

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That Is All Folks… Have a great day…….

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