MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES... Skywatch Friday..... I'M NO QUITTER.....

 Roy Orbison performs "Oh, Pretty Woman" as the finale of the Black & White Night Concert. Backed by Bruce Springsteen, Elvis Costello, James Burton, Glen D. Hardin, Tom Waits, kd lang, Jackson Browne, Bonnie Raitt, JD Souther, T Bone Burnett, Steven Soles, and Jennifer Warnes. Recorded September 30, 1987.

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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

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Hope Everyone has a great day J.T.

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MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES... "Hang On Sloopy".... “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” & COME FLY WITH ME

 

"Hang On Sloopy" was #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 in October 1965. The photo below reminded me of this song.

Quotes For Today::::“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

“When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?”

“What if there were no hypothetical questions?”

“If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?”

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”

“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.”

― George Carlin

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Hope Everyone Has A Great Day....

Mosaic Monday

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES......MUSEUMS AND A LITTLE SALVADOR DALI FOR TODAY'S POST & SOME EEFFOC

 

Today's Quotes::: “Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.”

“A true artist is not one who is inspired, but one who inspires others.”

“Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy —the joy of being Salvador Dalí— and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things is this Salvador Dalí going to accomplish today?”

“So little of what could happen does happen.”

"Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings."

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad."

"Everything alters me, but nothing changes me."

― Salvador Dalí

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At My Quality Time We Appreciate Museums...

1. Motts Military Museum
2. Cape Cod Maritime Museum
3. John Dillinger Museum
4. Frederick Remington Art Museum
5. The Warther Museum
6. The Columbus Washboard Museum
7. The Central Ohio Fire Museum
8. The Quincy Mine Museum
9. The Ohio Glass Museum
10. The Cultural Center Of Cape Cod
11. Kennedy Museum Of Art (Athens) (A LITTLE SCARY)
12. Malabar Farm
13. Decorative Arts Center Of Ohio
14. The Ohio River Museum
15.Durango & Silverton Narrow Gauge Railroad Museum
16.NATIONAL ROAD- ZANE GREY -ZANESVILLE ART POTTERY MUSEUM
17.NATIONAL ROAD Part # 2 (Zane Grey)
18. Hemingway Home & Museum
19. Andersonville National Historic Site

20. Goulding’s Museum(Monument Valley)

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You may not give an effoc, but you can still go out there and have a great day.... J.T. 

MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES.... Maybe farmers, perhaps, mean a little bit more....... ( #1000 )

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YOUR LAUGH FOR THE DAY!

A cowboy named Billy was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

Billy looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ...Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Billy. He watches the man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Billy says to the man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Billy.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog."

Some Serious Wisdom

They ran to the groceries, they filled up their carts,

They emptied the Tops and Price Chopper and Walmart,

They panicked and fought and then panicked some more,

Then they rushed to their homes and they locked all the doors.

The food will be gone! The milk eggs and cheese!

The yogurt! The apples! The green beans and peas!

The stores have run out, now what will we do?

They’ll be starving and looting and nothing to do!

Then they paused, and they listened a moment or two.

And they did hear a sound, rising over the fear,

It started out far, then began to grow near.

But this sound wasn’t sad, nor was it new,

The farms were still doing what farms always do.

The food was still coming, though they’d emptied the shelves,

The farms kept it coming, though they struggled themselves,

Though the cities had forgotten from where their food came,

The farms made them food every day, just the same.

Through weather and critics and markets that fall,

The farms kept on farming in spite of it all.

They farmed without thanks.

They farmed without praise.

They farmed on the hottest and coldest of days.

They’d bought all the food, yet the next day came more,

And the people thought of something they hadn’t before.

Maybe food, they thought, doesn’t come from a store.

Maybe farmers, perhaps, mean a little bit more.

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Heading On Back To The Farm With Samuel Yoder At The Reins.. Hope everyone has a GREAT DAY... & THANKS FOR VISITING MY ONE THOUSANDS BLOG POST....

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ONE THOUSAND BLOG POSTS STRONG .......

Want to avoid a Hangover or terrible Headache?... MY QUALITY TIME BLOG #WISDOM #JOKES.... #999

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Today's Quotes.....  "A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties."

"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."

"Selfishness and greed, individual or national, cause most of our troubles."

"A President needs political understanding to run the government, but he may be elected without it."

"The difficulty with businessmen entering politics, after they've had a successful business career, is that they want to start at the top."

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."

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FACTS OF THE DAY

Cucumbers... I didn't know this... and to think all these years I've only been making salads with the cucumbers...

1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.

2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.

3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.

4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.

5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!!

6. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!

7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.

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Some real #wisdom here.

Either Way Let's All Have A Great Day

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