Saturday, May 14, 2011

Saturday Golf


Ten Best Caddy Responses . .

Number :10
Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

Number : 9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

Number : 8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes . . . . You miss the ball much closer now."

Number : 7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

Number : 6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so . . . .That would be too much of a coincidence."

Number : 5

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

Number : 4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "It's very good - but personally, I prefer golf."

Number : 3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."

Number : 2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course . . . .. We left that an hour ago."

And the Number : 1 . .. . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."


mypictr_Facebook The Caddy jokes came to me in an email..Thanks Jim.. The quotes in the above photo are from the movie “The Legend of Bagger Vance.” Love this movie…

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Kay Dennison said...

LOL Those jokes remind me that it's a blessing that I can't play golf anymore -- not playing is good for my blood pressure. How did I miss that movie?

Lona said...

LOL! Cute Joe. I love the Bagger Vance movie and have watched it several times. I bet you have had a time to get in some golf this spring with all of the rain. I got the sage seedlings planted outdoor this week from the seeds you gave me and the Dames Rockets are in bloom.The Rue is still growing yet. Love them and thanks again for the seeds.I may get the rest of the seeds planted if the rain stops for a while.I can't even get my garden bed dug up for it.

TONY LETTS said...

Looks like my kind of film - got past me somehow thanks for the head's up Joe

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