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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

MUST “NO” NEWS IN REVIEW FROM LANCASTER,OHIO…… The Mid Week Update

1/21/2012::Winter storm warning ends, Level 1 snow emergency in effect 1/23/2012 Sunny 50 degrees::::: MUST NO NEWS

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Remembering Joe Paterno - ESPN Video – ESPN

Best Space Photos of the Week - Jan. 28, 2012

Scientists in the land Down Under have discovered the world’s first hybrid sharks.READ MORE::::::::::::::

More Global Warming Fallout: World’s First Mutant Sharks::”Who’s to say that come 2345, when Earth is a shell of its 2012 self, the dominant life form won't be some interspecies mad scientist authored mash-up of man and ape?”Will our descendants be muscle-bound cyborgs? Or will they chose to digitize their consciousnesses—becoming electronic immortals? READ MORE::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

Republican Sponsor Of Bill To Require Drug Testing For Georgia Welfare Recipients Arrested For DUI.READ MORE:::::::

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THIS OR THIS::What is your choice to be

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Creighton Fraker (GREAT LAST NAME) sings an original and 'Who's Loving You' for his audition on American Idol 2012 http://youtu.be/6I_xS4awID0

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Former Connecticut senator Christopher J. Dodd, now head of the Motion Picture Association of America, made a candid rebuke of  lawmakers. Dodd said in a Fox News interview Friday. “Don’t ask me to write a check for you when you think your job is at risk and then don’t pay attention to me when my job is at risk.” (THE WAY GOVERNMENT WORKS) OR ( HE WHO HAS GETS) Megaupload shutdown raises new Internet-sharing fears ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

CHARLESTON, S.C. The biggest political rally of the primary season was hosted Friday by a fake Republican who is running for president even though he's not on the ballot and a real Republican who is not running for president even though he is on the ballot.(SAY WHAT):::::::

The Born Loser

TIME TO GET POSITIVE:

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THE TRAVEL SECTION:

Divers Resume Search of Capsized Cruise Ship MORE:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

What to do in Christchurch: your post-quake guide MORE::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

 Visit Charleston S.C. & get INSTRUCKSHUNS for Gullah Geechee food MORE or

 Visit a submarine MORE

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 (MarketWatch) – “Financial regulators on Friday shuttered banks in Florida and Georgia, marking the first two bank closures of 2012. Authorities shut down Central Florida State Bank in Belleview, Fla. and the First State Bank of Stockbridge, Ga. In 2011, a total of 92 banks collapsed, compared with 157 in 2010.” Thanks Sue::::For a complete explanation of todays economy watch:: PARTY AT THE FED

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HEY “BUSTER” Can We Get A Fracking Moratorium, Please?(Mansfield,Ohio is now on the“Firing Line”)

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Newton Leroy wins South Carolina’s primary   UPCOMING EVENTS::::::::::

Groundhog Day February 2, 2012  Groundhog Day 2012 will be here soon! Phil will leave his burrow at 7:20 February 2nd at Gobblers Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania.  TODAY IN HISTORY::::::::::::::

Supreme Court decision Harry Blackmun wrote the Court’s opinion.The Court issued its decision on January 22, 1973, with a 7-to-2 majority vote in favor of Roe. Burger and Douglas' concurring opinion and White's dissenting opinion were issued separately, in the companion case of Doe v. Bolton. The Court deemed abortion a fundamental right under the United States Constitution, thereby subjecting all laws attempting to restrict it to the standard of strict scrutiny.

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U.S. Bridges, Roads Being Built by Chinese Firms

Experience counts. In the Chinese province of Shandong is a bridge across the Gulf of Jiaozhou,  and it is the longest sea bridge in the world.( I wonder how many “permits” they had to get)

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 Been there

 Now you should feel better even though you don’t have a job and the Chinese are building our bridges……………….Thanks Bob B.  GET ACTIVE

Join Sen. Sherrod Brown in supporting a historic constitutional amendment to clean up Washington by OVERTURNING Citizens United…….

Tea Party Demands American Schools Erase Slavery from History  Members of Tennessee tea parties have presented their state legislature with a five point bulletin,The material calls for lawmakers to amend state laws governing school curriculums, and for textbook selection criteria to say that “No portrayal of minority experience in the history which actually occurred shall obscure the experience or contributions of the Founding Fathers, or the majority of citizens, including those who reached positions of leadership.” Time to regulate“The History That Didn’t Occur”

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Virginia approves revised history texts………………..

 Clem is not a politician……………………………………………..

Saul Alinsky Rides Again as Gingrich Makes Him 2012 Bogeyman in Campaign……………………………..

State of the Union: 10 highlights from Obama's speech

Which President of the United States increased the debt the most since 1980?
Source: The US Treasury

Playing by the same rules reduces the differences between humans, chimps and monkeys:::::::::::

You’ve been asked to compete against some of your friends in a game of skill, but you realise something is amiss. They’ve been given precise instructions and details about the game’s mechanics. You’ve been given a couple of pieces and left to figure things out on your own. On this uneven playing field, no one could fairly compare your performance with that of your friends.

Closing with a wink and a smile. Have a great week.. Joe Todd…..

Disclaimer: I may or may not agree with any of this post but I did find it interesting.

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1 comment:

Kay Dennison said...

Good stuff!!!! Isn't this the weirdest Ohio winter ever was?